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Delicate Freakn' Flower , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 368min

Dammit , just how many toes was she going to have to stomp on before people realized she was a delicate freakn' flower? Naomi doesn't want to follow tradition and settle down with a violence-loving, chest-thumping shapeshifter. She grew up in a household with five testosterone-laden brothers where none of the dishes ever matched, the ugly-as-sin furniture could withstand any catastrophe, and Krazy Glue was bought by the case. When fate - with a snicker - makes her meet not one but two mates, Naomi digs her heels in and refuses to do what her wolf - and her body - demand. No way is she voluntarily allowing herself to get hitched to a pair of dumbass - totally hot and muscled - lacrosse players. Can Ethan, the towering Kodiak bear, and Javier, the sexy, tanned jaguar convince this she-wolf that life with them won't be all chaos? And can this delicate freakn' flower unbend her prejudices enough to recognize she needs a pair of men who can handle her thorns - and her passion? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tillie Hooper. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/023448/bk_adbl_023448_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Feel My Pain: M/M Revenge Romance , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 686min

Two enemies cursed to feel each other’s pain.Zane: “I will burn your life to the ground.”Roach: “I’m a cockroach. I’ll survive.”Two years ago, the Rabid Hyenas MC ripped Zane apart like a pack of starving wolves. But he’s not only a survivor, he took revenge that same night. Turns out, one of the bikers is still alive, and as long as that’s the case, Zane will not know peace. Especially since Roach is the dirtbag who caused all the mayhem in the first place.When an act of revenge meant to close that chapter of Zane’s life takes a shocking turn, all hell breaks loose. Roach’s pain is his. When Roach bleeds, he does. When Zane suffers, Roach screams. So, until Zane can figure out how to lift the curse and kill Roach, he’s stuck caring for the dumbass who drinks too much, works like a dog, and hasn’t moved on an inch since he lost his motorcycle club.But Roach has other plans for the man twisting his miserable life around. For him, Zane is hope, lust, and love combined, so Roach will gladly stay bound to him forever. Even if it kills them. Dirty, dark, and delicious, Feel My Pain is a gritty M/M dark romance novel with magical elements and a happy ending. Prepare for violence, intense jealousy, and scorching hot, emotional, explicit scenes.Warning: This story contains scenes of violence, offensive language, and morally ambiguous characters, as well as sensitive topics of child abuse, addiction, and suicide. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kirt Graves. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/205544/bk_acx0_205544_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Sweet Maple Murder: A Detective Flood Mystery , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 20min

Flood enjoys time at the sauna his architect friend built at his house, but this time the heat won’t soothe all the hurts. There’s a tragedy, and it’s not just men past their prime slowly marinating in a room just a hair bigger than a closet. A man is dead and Flood, who still can’t figure out if he’s a detective or if he’s just nosy, is certain it’s no accident. Can the detective see through the steam (sorry about that…we couldn’t resist) and make sense of the situation or will murderers get away with it? This short story has mature content including violence and mature language. Adults should use discretion when deciding if it is appropriate for children in their care. Here is a preview:“It was Edward’s idea. Then he convinced Debenham.”“And Doughboy?”Sugar made a face that made him look like a scowling Mandarin. “Don’t like it. Thinks it’s a nitwit idea.”“Can they go ahead without him?”Sugar shrugged. “Dunno. I know they got the dough. Sap City’s done nothing over the last five years but go to the bank. Thing is, no one but the trio know how they have the financials set up.” He hesitated. “I think they’re working through their differences.”If they were, it wasn’t showing around the sauna house. When Doughboy came back from the pool, Edwards slapped his partner’s ample ass and said, “You shoulda had the heart attack in the water that you deserve, make Chris’ and my life easier.”“My ass! You like to slap it, how about giving it a kiss?”“Going in that water. I’ve never been down there all the times I been here. And I never will. What a dumbass deal! I’d rather roll in the snow.” With a growl of annoyance, Edwards bounded up like a hunting feline and banged out of the sauna room to join Debenham, who stood steaming in the snow. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Casey Bassett. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/156435/bk_acx0_156435_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Transitioning Veterans: How We Get in Our Own Way... And What to Do About It! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 82min

For people serving in the military and for transitioning veterans, our critical mind can be unsettling, unruly, irreverent and ridiculous all at the same time. With the tools and resources found in this book, you’ll be able to apply this personal development approach to learning how to better self-regulate your triggers in your own life and will find it useful enough to pass along to other veterans in need. It’s also for families and friends of veterans who want to better understand how to be of support. If you answer yes to any of the following five statements, then saddle up, this book is for you: If one or more people this week asked, “You okay?", “What’s wrong?” And you responded with, of course, “I’m fine.” (“I’m fine” is usually a code word for "I'm not".) If you’ve been told by someone “you need some help” or “you need to see someone." If you’re about to choke the next dumbass who asks you the two stupidest questions you can ever ask a Vet, and you know what they are. If you've been holding onto your shit for too long, acting calm, looking impeccable, but underneath it’s like a grenade of magma you can’t hold onto much longer.... If you’ve been in a dark place and can’t get past what you’ve been through, especially if you're wondering if you want to be here much longer.... If you said yes to any of these, especially that last one, you came across this book and audio series for a reason: There’s something here to learn. This is not about telling you what to think. It is about showing you how to think. What’s at stake is you, the quality of your life, who you’re becoming, your relationships, and reaching your potential. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Henry Parker, Yonel Dorelis. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/102974/bk_acx0_102974_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Demented Souls Novellas , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 292min

This collection contains three Demented Souls novellas,CrashCrash has done it again. There's a reason for his name. Now he's stuck recovering from his injuries, but is he ready for Amber?Amber has seen it all before. Tough guys and those who never let you see that they're hurting. But she wasn't prepared for one who let people see that soft core. Was there more to the man than just his rough motorcycle club exterior?Can Crash and Amber make it past the rule of never become involved with your patient? Can they make it work or are they destined to wanting each other from afar?DumbassDumbass had made some mistakes, but planning the club Independence Day party wasn't going to be one of them.But he'd need some help. When Jailbait stepped up, and took command over the other girls, he noticed her for the first time. But as a prospect, he had no place wanting her. Jailbait liked being around the club, but she wanted more than to be passed around the brothers. Looking far younger than her age wasn't helping. But when the club 4th of July party puts her working with Dumbass, something develops.But is he in a position where it could work? Will he be put off by her past? Club rules and customs might just keep them apart, how would they manage?KinardChris Kinard lives a double life. In one he's an emergency room nurse, who saves lives and helps the sick. In the other, he’s the club medic and a member of the Demented Souls MC. While the secrecy of these dual existences heavily weighs on him, Kinard knows he could never turn his back on the brotherhood. Unable to take the soul-crushing stress of the ICU any longer, Deanna prays transferring to the emergency room will be an improvement. While she wasn't counting on another nurse capturing her heart, one look at Kinard made her pulse race. As much as she longs to be with him, Deanna knows there are parts of his life he’s keeping hidden from ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: D. C. Cole. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/176109/bk_acx0_176109_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Tallulah's Temptation , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 171min

Pirate Doug What in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking to agree to this half-arsed Otherworld Defense Agency mission? I’m the most absurdly good looking vampire pirate of the High Seas. Being on the run for my life is very important work…and a freaking full-time job. Defending mermaids from some vicious sea hags is going to cut into my pilfering time. Unacceptable. Even though this is a very bad move on my part, I know I’ll eventually agree - too many bounties on my arse to refuse, and the thought of a certain mermaid makes my roger quite jolly. However, Tallulah, the leader of the Mystical Isle Pod of Mermaids, isn’t going to be happy to see me…at all. The horrible, sexy, breathtaking woman has been starring in my dreams for too many years to count. Sadly, just when my mind wanders to the really good nookie part, the dream ends with her lopping my Johnson off. I just hope to Hell and back that the sea hags have some outstanding booty to steal. If I’m going to have to regrow my tallywhacker, the treasure had better damned well be worth it. Tallulah Running a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan - until it wasn’t. With the sea hags gunning for our island and ruining our questionably successful business, I did what any desperate mermaid would do. I called for backup. Of course, getting help from the Otherworld Defense Agency is risky as they don’t usually deal with ocean creatures. Whatever. Desperate times call for crappy measures. Chances are they’ll send freaking pirates. I hate pirates....Well, I hate one pirate in particular. Hopefully, it won’t be the one seafaring jackhole I despise more than any other. Pirate Doug would be an idiot to show his face here after what he’d done. Not only did the dumbass abscond with our treasure, the son-of-a-bitch took my heart with him as well. I’ll tear his sorry ass to shreds if he so ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Shane East, Amanda Ronconi. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/050375/bk_adbl_050375_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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