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    Do you want to help your baby fall asleep quickly and with no stress? Then these beautiful 35 bedtime short stories are the solution!Here is an extract from the bedtime story “The Sleepy Dog Takes a Bath”:The Sleepy Dog was playing in the mud and water all day. He would bark, and he was very, very dirty.“Woof!” he would shout getting mud everywhere. “Grrrr!” he would snarl when his mommy, Mrs. Dog, would force him to have a bath.He would eat dinner with his dirty fingers and leave crumbs all over the table and footprints all over the floor. Everyone around The Sleepy Dog would get grossed out at him, but he would just go on being dirty and yucky.One day, The Sleepy Dog went home covered head to toe with sticks, leaves, tiny insects, and mud! Lots and lots of mud! Mud all the way up to his eyes!“Oh my, The Sleepy!” exclaimed Mrs. Dog. “You look like a tiny Doggy monster. Better get up and have a wash.”“But Mooooom!” The Sleepy protested, “Why do I need to take a bath when I’m just going to get dirty again?”Mrs. Dog snorted. The Sleepy needed to learn his lesson.“Fine, Sleepy Dog,” she said with her arms to her sides. “I’m going to let you see what happens to little doggies who don’t wash up.”So The Sleepy Dog had dinner that night, unwashed and stinky all the way till bedtime.“Do you want a bath now, The Sleepy?” asked Mr. Dog, looking concerned. “Nope!” The Sleepy laughed. “Woof, Woof, Woof!”The Sleepy dressed in his clean pajamas. He did not brush his teeth. He started to feel hot and itchy but he didn’t care. No bath time! Hooray!Mr. and Mrs. Dog tucked The Sleepy in bed and turned down the lights, shaking their heads at their hardheaded son. The moon rose above in the sky and The Sleepy lay in bed and tried to close his eyes. Itch. The Sleepy’s nose twitched. Scratch. Itch. Itch. Scratch. Scratch. The Sleepy Dog started scratching all over.If you want to h ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jeni Brockbank. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/211525/bk_acx0_211525_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Fame can be addictive. From his early days videotaping crazy skateboard stunts to starring in the blockbuster Jackass franchise, there was little that Stephen “Steve-O” Glover wouldn’t do for attention. Whether it was stapling his nutsack to his leg, diving into a pool full of elephant crap, or routinely risking death invading the private lives of sharks, lions, tigers, and bears, almost nothing was out of bounds. As the stunts got crazier, his life kept pace. He developed a crippling addiction to drugs and alcohol, and an obsession with his own celebrity that proved nearly as dangerous. Steve-O has been a man in search of a spotlight practically since birth. Growing up all over the world, thanks to his father’s career as a corporate executive, he was the kid who’d drink handfuls of salt in order to make friends. After he stole a video camera from his dad as a teenager, his future path was more or less sealed. Footage of himself skateboarding soon gave way to footage of himself setting his hair on fire or doing back flips off apartment buildings into shallow pools. After detours to several hospitals, a couple of jails, and Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College, he landed, quite naturally, on MTV’s Jackass, in 2000. He took to fame like it was the very thing missing from his life, but it was never enough. He filled the void with booze and drugs, and soon began treating his entire life like it was one big—and supremely risky—stunt. In 2008, Steve-O holed up in his West Hollywood apartment, where he drank, snorted, smoked, huffed, and swallowed drugs around the clock—and began broadcasting his downward spiral on the Internet. Finally, his Jackass comrade, Johnny Knoxville, and seven other friends staged an intervention and forced him into a psychiatric ward against his will, ultimately saving his life. Today he has been clean and sober for more than three years. Professional Idiot recount ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Stephen "Steve-O" Glover, Stu Sone. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hype/000097/bk_hype_000097_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The saxophone's history is short. Its comparatively recent arrival (1846) was greeted with a spectrum of derogatory remarks from the musical establishment. There were accusations that it brayed and bellowed, snorted and shrieked, howled and hollered - and those were some of the more polite comments. But it was this very diversity of vulgar sound that gave the sax its greatest quality: the ability to capture and express a wide range of human feeling with the kind of earthy honesty and emotive int
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