46 Results for : armpits
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The Beaver Show , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 523min, (USK 18)
I dance. Naked. For large (and occasionally insultingly modest) sums of money. It all started five years ago in Sydney, Australia when she was just 23: "I still wanted to be a traveler, just not a poor one anymore. So I shaved my legs and bush, showed up to the first Google search result that came up for 'gentlemen's club Sydney', got naked for this old fat guy named Jim, and, to my surprise, I liked it. A lot." Stripping is about feeling powerful, sexy, and endlessly curious about how far a dude's kinks will go ('show me your armpits') and how much he is willing to pay for them ($1200). And the money's sexy. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jaqueline Frances. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/031867/bk_adbl_031867_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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All My Love, Detrick , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 598min
Set in Nazi occupied Europe, All My Love, Detrick follows the lives of two families, one Jewish and one German. They are bound together forever by a forbidden love. Excerpt: The desolation all around her touched a nerve, and she hurried to turn the corner. A soft voice whispered in her mind, "Hurry, Leah, it's not safe here." Her heart began to race. Sweat formed in her armpits. Now there were no more houses; only open field. Walking faster her heel hit a patch of ice. Stumbling and tripping she fell. Fortunately, she'd fallen to her left landing on a grassy surface. Nausea played havoc with her stomach as it accompanied the thumping of her heart in her eardrums. Something felt wrong. If you like historical sagas, you'll love All My Love, Detrick. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kevin S. Martin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/002108/bk_acx0_002108_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Journal of a Submissive Husband: Jason's Story Volume 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 58min, (USK 18)
“Follow me upstairs.” She said with a smile on her face. I followed her upstairs and into our bedroom. She began pulling out items from the bag. “I need to emasculate you.” At first I wasn’t sure what she meant. Then I began to understand as she pulled out a package of razors, shaving cream, moisturizing lotion and some scissors. “Strip down naked.” She ordered. I stripped down naked as she had told me to. She had laid out towels onto our bed. She told me to lie down on my back on the towels, so I did. She took the scissors and began cutting the hair from underneath my armpits and then she trimmed the hairs on my private area. I knew what she was going to do. She was going to render me hairless like a woman. She sprayed the shaving cream underneath my armpits and shaved them bald. Then she sprayed the shaving cream on my chest and shaved my chest bald. Then she shaved my legs and lastly my balls. The only hair I had left was on my head. The rest of my body was bald. She then rubbed the lotion all over my body to prevent me from chaffing. “There. All better.” She said with a grin. “The site said that I should remove all masculinity from you, starting with your hair.” Then she reached into the bag and pulled out a bunch of women’s panties in all different materials, but all in pink. She then went over to my drawer with my boxers and pulled all of them out and put them into the shopping bag. “From now on, you are only wearing women’s panties. No more boxers. When we go out, you will wear a pair of panties. At home, panties. I am going to donate your boxers to the Goodwill. I am sure someone will love your designer boxers, just not you anymore.” She was grinning wickedly. “This will be one of the many ways I am going to humiliate you. One, being to feminize you. Now, pick out a pair of panties and put them on.” She ordered. I looked at the pile of panties she had taken off the bed. She had pulled the tags off and put them inside my ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: K. Krutz. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/017631/bk_acx0_017631_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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What the Hell Happened to Me?: The Truth About Menopause and Beyond , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 27min
Ladies, if you "feel the heat go up your neck, and your armpits drip with sweat, you're hands have gotten clammy and your clothes are soaking wet," unless you're running through the Mohave desert, you're in menopause. If you've looked into the mirror and wondered "What the hell happened to me?" You're probably beyond menopause. Either way, this audiobook is for you. Two dozen hilarious rhymes covering everything from wrinkles to spider veins, falling body parts to skin tags, flatulence to muffin tops, and on and on. You know what's been happening to you, now it's time to find out what's coming just around the corner. Written with an irreverent, dry sense of humor it's the perfect antidote for dealing with the trials and tribulations of getting older. So spend those sweaty, sleepless nights with these 24 funny ladies and know you're not alone. If you can only remember to buy it, you're bound to have some great, big, bloated belly laughs! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joette Waters. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/gdan/001166/bk_gdan_001166_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Nomad Redeemed: Terry Henry Walton Chronicles, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 333min
Sawyer Brown is no more, but he was just the minor opening act.... Terry Henry and Charumati (Char) have to deal with her Alpha coming back, the new refugees getting settle in the town, and...beer! With the FDG doubling in size, Terry Henry needs to bring about a little organizational structure to the group. While also deciding how to have that conversation with Char about her lineage.... Not sure how that is going to go, Terry Henry had better figure it out, or he is going to be up to his armpits in Werewolves and won't be sure if he can depend on his one ace-in-the-hole. Or not. Set in the Kurtherian Gambit Universe, Nomad Redeemed continues the Terry Henry Walton Chronicles, the time between the WWDE and the return of Michael to earth. As noted in other series set in the Kurtherian Universe, there is cursing in this book, occasionally, it's funny, too. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kate Rudd. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/085433/bk_acx0_085433_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Swamp Walloper: Fight Card, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 183min
Patrick "Felony" Flynn is back! And this time, he's in way over his head. New Orleans, 1956. When the battered body of boxer Marcus de Trod turns up on the edge of the Bayou Sauvage outside New Orleans with the words "Get Felony Flynn LAPD" tattooed in his armpits, Hat Squad detective, Patrick Felony Flynn, knows he is in for the fight of his life. Far from the hardboiled streets of Los Angeles, Flynn and his partner Tombstone Jones are on a two-fisted rampage to find a killer. But hiding in the swamp, deep inside the walls of the Bayou Sauvage Federal Penitentiary, the killer patiently waits to crush his prey with razor sharp teeth and deadly jaws. After taking down gangster Mickey Cohen's championship prospect Solomon Kane in Felony Fists, Patrick Flynn triumphantly returns in Swamp Walloper, facing an even more dangerous foe - a killer fueled by voodoo and revenge. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Duane Sharp. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/021746/bk_acx0_021746_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Hellbomb Flight: Penetrator Series, Book 10 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 281min
Deep in the bowels of an abandoned mountain mineshaft, smack in the middle of the harsh Nevada desert, Dr. Orlando Fitzmueller has installed his computer base. The idea had first come to him when he was second in command at NASA. Then it as an impossible dream. But now, through careful planning, and sheer brilliance, it will become a reality. And he will win. Then in a few precious hours, he will be the single most powerful man the universe has ever known. He will hold life and death over 150 million people! For Mark Hardin (a.k.a. The Penetrator), it begins slowly. Just check into a scientist who is an expert in satellite tracking. All the Penetrator's instincts tells him there is much more to it than a routine gumshoe job. He's right. Suddenly, he's up to his armpits in Mafia thugs and hot on the trail of the most bizarre hijacking caper ever. Time is running out. If the terms aren't met, the result will a nuclear nightmare. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kevin Foley. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/bimo/000701/bk_bimo_000701_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Paris for Gullible Tourists , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 13min
Parody - don't buy if you don't understand humor, please! Paris - the city of lights and dog shit. Where the women don't shave their armpits, but they spend millions on perfume. The most-visited city in the world. The best city for gullible tourists, then. Learn the scams, learn the places to avoid. Here's an example for the Eiffel Tower: Known as the "awful tower" locally. Locals often go to the top, as that's the only part of Paris where you can't see it. Long queues. The exorbitant admission price (designed only for gullible tourists) only gets you to the second floor. The top is the third floor. It's narrower up there, windy, crowded - and costs more to go up. From the top however, you can see all of Paris, if it's a clear day (see weather). For free, by not going up, you can also see Paris. Better and cheaper. You were wondering how to get to the first floor? You pay to go up in the elevator to the second floor, then walk down stairs. Lots of stairs. Lots. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kelly Rhodes. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/063337/bk_acx0_063337_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Getting Rid of Matthew, Hörbuch, Digital, 336min
What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife, Sophie (and their two daughters), and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore? PLAN A: Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks. Stop having sex with him. Pick holes in the way he dresses. Don't brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around. PLAN B: Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife, Sophie. Give yourself a fake name and identity. Befriend Sophie. Actually begin to really like Sophie. Snog Matthew's son (who is the same age as you by the way; you're not a paedophile). Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity. Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully. Watch your whole plan go absolutely, horribly wrong. Getting Rid of Matthew isn't as easy as it seems, but along the way, Helen will forge an unlikely friendship, find real love, and realize that nothing ever goes exactly to plan. Language: English. Narrator: Fenella Woolgar. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/orio/000170/bk_orio_000170_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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My Awesome-Awful Popularity Plan , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 312min
Justin has two goals for sophomore year: to date Chuck, the hottest boy in school, and to become the king of Cool U, the table in the cafeteria where the "in" crowd sits. Unfortunately, he has the wrong look (short, plump, Brillo-pad curls), he has the wrong interests (Broadway, chorus, violin), and he has the wrong friends (Spencer, into Eastern religions, and Mary Ann, who doesn't shave her armpits). And Chuck? Well, he's not gay; he's dating Becky, a girl in chorus with whom Justin is friendly. But Justin is determined. In detention one day (because he saw Chuck get it first), Justin comes up with a perfect plan: to allow Becky to continue dating Chuck, whom Becky's dad hates. They will pretend that Becky is dating Justin, whom Becky's dad loves. And when Becky and Justin go out on a fake date, Chuck will meet up with them for a real date with Becky. Chuck's bound to find Justin irresistable, right? What could go wrong? Seth Rudetsky's first novel for young adults is endearingly human and laugh-out-loud funny. And any kid who ever aspired to Cool U will find Justin a welcome ally in the fight for popularity. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Seth Rudetsky, Andrea Burns, Paul Castree, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Josh Gad, Ana Gasteyer, Megan Hilty, Marc Kudisch, Will Swenson, James Wesley. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/004129/bk_adbl_004129_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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