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    Version Zero
    From the brilliant mind of New York Times bestselling author David Yoon comes a lightning-fast and scorchingly observant thriller about how we can save ourselves from the very real perils of a virtual world. Max, a data whiz at the social media company Wren, has gotten a firsthand glimpse of the dark side of big tech. When he questions what his company does with the data they collect, he's fired…then black-balled across Silicon Valley. With time on his hands and revenge on his mind, Max and his longtime friend (and secretly the love of his life) Akiko, decide to get even by rebooting the internet. After all, in order to fix things, sometimes you have to break them. But when Max and Akiko join forces with a reclusive tech baron, they learn that breaking things can have unintended-and catastrophic-consequences. Story Locale: Silicon Valley, CA
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    Excess of Evil: An Alternatively Factual Trump/Putin Romance , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 111min
    The 100th day of POTUS 45's reign encounters its first ever conflict of interest. Vladimir Putin dispatches his most dangerous, undercover agents to collect President Trump and forces him to keep his promise: the surrender of America's nuclear arsenal, and his butthole. Meanwhile, with Congress celebrating the outlawing of Democrats, the EU invading American shores, and Steve Bannon sublimating Mike Pence, only Ivanka Trump is willing to save her father. What will America hail so proudly at the twilight's last gleaming? Time to find out what's blue-balled, white and covered in red stripes. This lightning-fast surrealist satire about a presidency beyond imagination which isn't afraid to plagirze quotes and conspiracies from reality TV. All sales from both the digital short story and audiobook (narrated by the author) will be donated to the ACLU and The Trevor Project. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bryce Chadwell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/084722/bk_acx0_084722_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    My Wife Gets Balled By Her Lady Boss , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 24min, (USK 18)
    Vic and Pat are into swapping. They’d been swinging for almost a year with local friends when Pat learns her former boss from another state is in town on business. Bisexual Pat remembers her boss and her husband as a sexually appealing, very attractive couple she’d love to have in her bed. She and Vic both hope to seduce the visiting couple into their swinging way of life. Little do they know, but the visiting couple has cum to town with the very same idea, especially bisexual Ricci. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jim Masters. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/103226/bk_acx0_103226_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The First Third & Other Writings , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 475min
    Immortalized as Dean Moriarty by Jack Kerouac in his epic novel, On the Road, Neal Cassady was infamous for his unstoppable energy and his overwhelming charm, his savvy hustle and his devil-may-care attitude. A treasured friend and traveling companion of Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, William Burroughs, and Ken Kesey, to name just some of his cohorts on the beatnik path, Cassady lived life to the fullest, ready for inspiration at any turn. Before he died in Mexico in 1968, just four days shy of his 42nd birthday, Cassady had written the jacket blurb for this book: "Seldom has there been a story of a man so balled up. No doubt many readers will not believe the veracity of the author, but I assure these doubting Thomases that every incident, as such, is true." As Ferlingetti writes in his editor's note, Cassady was "an early prototype of the urban cowboy who a hundred years ago might have been an outlaw on the range." Here are his autobiographical writings, the rambling American saga of a truly free individual. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Luke Daniels. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/026738/bk_adbl_026738_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    My Friend’s Mother, and All the Other Older Babes I Balled , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 336min, (USK 18)
    In this giant bundle of eight erotic books, we give you more hot smut from the nasty, but eloquent, pen of noted porn author, Vic Vitale. As always, Mr. Vitale's blistering hot sex stories are downright dirty and nasty to the core, especially when narrated for you by the scintillating, smooth voice of Ward Thomas.For your erotic enjoyment, there are over thirty-seven thousand words featuring some of the hottest mothers, grandmothers, and aunts around, all horny ladies who just can't get enough of the one thing in life they all yearn for every waking moment. Happily for these very horny women, there are equally horny men more than happy to provide these babes with what they most desire.  ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ward Thomas. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/100852/bk_acx0_100852_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Early One Morning: Love in Oahu, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 617min
    Under the guise of saving her best friend's marriage, Annie Harper catches the red-eye out of LAX to Oahu. Less than 24 hours after hearing Marissa wanted to kiss their old high school crush, Annie sails away with the handsome owner of the Erika Rose excursion boat. She only meant to keep Terence Javier from locking lips with Marissa, but the moment she learns his little girl needs an advocate, Annie brings her friend back into the fray and destroys the remnants of Marissa's anniversary vacation. Caught between two women from the mainland, Terence Javier finds himself at a crossroad. Ten years ago, he had the dubious honor of having his high school photograph drooled on by Annie and Marissa's choir class. If not for his daughter and the ensuing custody battle, he wouldn't have given either woman more than an appreciative glance. When Marissa's credentials check out, he has little choice but to accept the savvy lawyer's offer of help. Knowing he's walking a tightrope, Terence prays he can purge the beautiful Annie from his mind and keep the balled fist of Marissa's jealous husband away from his nose. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Hollie Jackson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/057097/bk_acx0_057097_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Dance of the Reptiles: Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 762min
    If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, best-selling novels, think again. Dance of the Reptiles collects the best of Hiaasen's Miami Herald columns, which lay bare the stories - large and small - that demonstrate anew that truth is far stranger than fiction. Hiaasen offers his commentary - indignant, disbelieving, sometimes righteously angry, and frequently hilarious - on burning issues like animal welfare, polluted rivers, and the broken criminal justice system as well as the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, Bernie Madoff's trial, and the shenanigans of the recent presidential elections. Whether or not you have read Carl Hiaasen before, you are in for a wild ride. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Arte Johnson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/003729/bk_rand_003729_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Knuckle Supper: Ultimate Gutter Fix Edition , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 658min
    When heroin-addicted vampire and gang leader, RJ, reluctantly takes in a 12-year-old prostitute called Bait, humanity is introduced to his otherwise lifeless existence. An unforgiving, vicious, and realistic horror story, Knuckle Supper explores chemical dependency, inner-city brutality, religion, molestation, abortion, and the very nature of evil itself. In 2010, Knuckle Supper was called “The Anti-Twilight”. Now, re-edited and re-mixed as the new “Ultimate Gutter Fix Edition”, 2011's gold medal, IPPY award-winning “Best Horror Novel” paves the way to the much anticipated sequel, Knuckle Balled. Unlike anything you've ever heard, Knuckle Supper is a bone-smashing vampire story...built for the 21st century. "Combining the slick Hollywood decadence of a Bret Easton Ellis novel and the drug-addled realism of Irvine Welsh's Trainspotting, author Drew Stepek gleefully takes the piss out of the staid troupes of the genre by injecting LA's seedy underbelly with heroin-addicted vampires.” (Rue Morgue)"Even though there are various types of exploitation involved in the lives/backgrounds of almost all the players in this blood fest, Stepek is masterful in enabling the reader to actually feel sorrow and empathy for a few of the characters (not only RJ and Bait) and to see the human in the monsters and the monster in the humans.” (Fangoria Magazine) “It’s a drug-fueled, modern-day vampire saga that reads like a bloodsucking sequel to 1979‘s The Warriors written by James Ellroy. And fans of hardcore horror fiction take blissful note: Stepek’s wicked prose can cut awfully deep." (Bloody Disgusting) ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jason Hill. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/130661/bk_acx0_130661_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Rich, Humble, and Heartless: A South Side Love Story , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 623min
    “When I leave, act like I’m dead because I’ll never mess with any of you again. Y'all no longer have a momma.”From the rage that littered her eyes to the fists balled at her sides, it was obvious that I’d hit a nerve. I knew it. What I’d done was intentional, but I was unprepared for what was to come afterward. This wasn’t a chick off the streets who had no ties to me. No, the woman in front of me was supposed to be my mother. However, she never acted like it. Her responsibilities were mine. I’d learned that long ago. But that wasn’t the way things were supposed to be. I needed her to be a mother, needed her to teach me, needed her to care. But I would never get either one of those things, and I was fine with that.At 16-years-old, I, Akira Alexander, am left to fend for my siblings and me all on my own. And although I think I know everything, I don’t know a thing, but I’m determined to make sure we never go without. Young and naïve, those are two words that describe me to the fullest. Being that I’m motherless, I have no one to tell me right from wrong or give me the game, so I have to learn through trial and error. And boy, do I have a story to tell. In my world, money is the answer to all my prayers, but I soon learn that not all gifts or saviors come from God. Sometimes the devil comes in the form of a man to offer you a world of riches, and a lifetime of pain. Who looks after the little black girl who’s lost and all on her own with responsibilities piled high to the sky? Who is going to love her? Who will teach her all that she needs to know? Who defends her? Who cherishes her and teaches her how to love? Will those closest to her forgive when she makes mistakes, or will she lose them for the sake of that old, mighty dollar? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: S. Green. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/194541/bk_acx0_194541_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Winter's Wolf: The Cursed, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 398min
    Want to dive into a world full of werewolves, magic, and witches?"Something about his eyes changed. For a moment, his eyes dilated to an unnatural size. The color transformed to an insane shade of gold. The feeling of being prey took over her for one terrifying minute. But, something crept forward from the dark recesses of her mind. Whatever the darkness was, it was ugly, and it didn’t like to be challenged."Louvette Blackwood never even knew her own father's name until a lawyer shows up on her door step to execute her grandfather's will. She soon finds out that her grandfather was murdered while searching for her father. At first, they are hesitant to sign the will, but quickly realize that a fresh start in Montana is what they need after she was kicked out of yet another school for fighting. A life changing year packed full of uncovering the truth, new friends, and new enemies is about to start!Excerpt:The impact of the sucker punch sent Louvette to the ground hard. Pain flared across her cheek as it split. The effects of her adrenaline paused as her mother’s words of warning replayed in her mind: Make this school last until graduation. She knew this would break her mother’s heart.A shout that did not come from her mother took her back to present reality. She hadn’t started this fight, but she knew she wasn’t going to let her butt get stomped, either.She jumped up. Her fist balled as a blonde pixie of a girl came at her. Louvette dodged her this time and swung her fist straight into the girl’s nose. A solid crunch sounded as her attack landed. Her momentary satisfaction was thrown off along with her balance as the girl fell to the ground.A large arm separated them as the coach finally arrived to do his job. They continued to kick at each other, looking like barrel monkeys hanging off a barrel.“Break it up! Lynskey and Mallory report to the principal’s office immediately,” snapped Coach No Clue. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Megan Huggins. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/232584/bk_acx0_232584_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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