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Not Quite Dead: Lowcountry Ghosts, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 581min
A broken engagement sends Graciela Harper crawling back to Heron Creek with her tail between her legs, but finds the sleepy little town too changed to set her life right. Not even her budding drinking problem can obscure her Gramps's failing health, or erase the mental picture of her first love happily married to her childhood best friend. To top it all off, she's having a heck of time convincing the town's dashing young mayor of her unfit-for-dating status. When the ghost of 18th century lady pirate Anne Bonny starts insisting on a near daily audience, Graciela has to confront something else she never expected - being certifiably nuts at twenty-five years old. Her brand new "I don't give a crap" attitude makes it easy to dismiss the mysterious threats that seem to be tied to her search for more information on the long dead pirate, but when her family becomes a target, Gracie knows she needs to find out why the ghost insists on being a constant, reeking companion. If Graciela can put aside her prejudice against people without a pulse, she may discover that Anne Bonny's problems are intricately linked with her own. The past harbors answers could help the cantankerous spirit find closure, but she is, after all, already dead. If Graciela doesn't move fast, she might find herself doing the haunting, instead of the other way around. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michelle Haynes. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/031609/bk_acx0_031609_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Feeling His Steel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 201min
He will find his lost love...in the future. A medieval knight. A modern-day professor. Seven long centuries. A love stronger than time and death. Can anything keep them apart? Toby Woods is stunned when a chainmail-clad man suddenly appears in his locked office. The captivating intruder claims Toby is his long-lost lover, but Toby is sure this is either an elaborate joke or the guy is certifiably insane. Either way, Toby is firmly in the closet. He'll lose his teaching position if his conservative employer discovers he's gay. It doesn't matter if lust slams through him the moment he sees this rugged warrior. It doesn't matter if niggling memories whisper that the man's claims are true. It doesn't matter if he desires Alwyn more than he's ever wanted anything. Or does it? Sir Alwyn has spent years apart from Tobias, the lover he saw murdered by the hateful men who despised their union. When fate intervenes to save him from another mob, Alwyn finds himself thrust into the future and reunited with the only man he's ever loved. A man so familiar and yet so foreign. A man who denies he even knows Alwyn's name. A man whose need Alwyn will never refuse. But can they be together? Even after 700 years, some things just haven't changed at all. Warning: This virile knight will settle for nothing less than finding and claiming his man, even if the search spans centuries. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: MR Keen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/071430/bk_acx0_071430_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Everyday Mindfulness: Change Your Life by Living in the Present (Mindfulness for Beginners) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 135min
Stressed out? Burnt out? Just plain tired of trying to keep up with the frenzied pace of the world? What would you say if I told you that in just a short 20 minutes a day, you can change that stressed state to one of serenity and peace? Shh! This is a well-guarded secret, and it's absolutely true. Not only true, but certifiably scientifically-based true. You can transform your life from frazzled to fantastic with a little determination and a few basic instructions. It's called mindful meditation, and it's been used for thousands of years by wise individuals worldwide. Now, all the benefits these people "claimed" they were receiving are being verified through rigorous clinical studies. Reduce stress? Mindful meditation can do this. Support regular heart functions Sitting quietly in the moment can help. Gaining a new perspective on life? It's right here waiting for you to sit and acquire it. Mindful meditation is the act of being fully present in the moment, becoming aware of first your breathing, then your physical body and eventually everything around you. If you're searching for a new way of living, a second chance at living life more fully, then mindful meditation is for you. Why waste another moment of your life, dwelling in the past or worrying about the future? Isn't it time you start living in the present? Get this book today and gain the secrets that meditation holds to bring you a happier and healthier life! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Wendy Tremont King. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/006454/bk_acx0_006454_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Lady of the House: Book Three of the Forever Divas Series , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 419min
The man might be the head of the family, but the woman is definitely the head of the house. Pastor Margie has been doing just fine running her house, as well as the house of the Lord, New Day Temple of Faith, all by her lonesome. As a matter of fact, her motto has been “I can do better all by myself”. Well, certain members of the congregation beg to differ. Some of them have been nagging at Margie for so long about finding a help mate that she just might be crazy enough to give it a try. Once her congregation learns the method in which she goes about seeking a man for the house, they might worry for her sanity. After all, a woman of the cloth would have to be certifiably nuts to agree to go on a reality dating show in order to find a husband. Margie assures her members she will be just fine because the Lord will guide her. That may be so, but a former member comes across the miles to offer her help as well. Usually the voice of reason who can speak truth and sense into any scenario, even Mother Doreen might not be able to handle this situation. As Margie and Doreen navigate the pitfalls of reality television, will the voices of the producers, production team, and not to mention the men - some of whom aren't even saved - drown out the voice of God? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cindy C. A. Pereira. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/126792/bk_acx0_126792_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Great Secret , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 138min
Women. Liquor. Power. Women. Liquor. Power.That is Fanner Marston’s mantra—his reason for being—and while he knows a little about the first and a lot about the second, he may well be on the verge of learning everything there is to know about the third. Power. He may, in fact, be about to uncover the key to gaining absolute control over the entire universe. The only problem is, Fanner is certifiably insane....His starship has crash-landed, and he’s the sole survivor, which doesn’t matter to him. Driven by greed and lust for power, wracked by thirst, hunger and pain, all he cares about is reaching the ancient city of Parva and making himself at home. Because there lies The Great Secret to universal domination—and what’s a little suffering on the road to becoming God?Does Fanner have a prayer? The writing’s on the walls of Parva—and you won’t believe what it says....Also includes the science fiction adventures, “The Space Can,” in which a decrepit space battleship is a civilian fleet's only defense; “The Beast,” the tale of a hunter in the jungles of Venus, chasing an immoral beast; and “The Slaver,” in which an alien race has enslaved the human race, but can't repress the power of human love.Blast off on a head-trip you’ll never forget as the audio version of The Great Secret takes you inside the mind of a man who is crazy with lust for power.“Serves as a wonderful introduction to the breadth of Hubbard’s output.” —Comic Buyers Guide ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bruce Boxleitner. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/gala/000029/bk_gala_000029_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Fashionably Fooled: Hot Damned, Book 13 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 358min
A day in the life of the Devil should be exhilarating - lying, stealing, cheating at poker, and finally beating Mr. Rogers.... Life should be wonderful. Right? Wrong. The love of my dastardly immortal life is eating everything that isn't nailed down and tried to behead me over a chocolate croissant. While I take chocolate croissants very seriously, I do believe decapitation is somewhat harsh. My daughters, the Seven Deadly Sins, are driving me to drink. Getting them mated off and the hell out of Hell is at the top on my agenda. The one thing that is keeping me sane - sane being a relative word - is my upcoming special day. After living a millennium and never knowing the date I came to be, I have sussed out the information from my certifiably insane, pole-dancing mother. She's swears on her empty head that my birthday is April 1. Soon, April 1 will mean something. I'm no fool. I plan to make my birthday far more famous than my do-gooder nephew's. That day in December will be forgotten when I get done making my womb eviction day the most important in the history of the Universe. I shall simply go about business as usual. Punishments must be doled out and chaos must be encouraged. A vacation would be lovely, but there is no rest for the weary...or the evil. Luckily I know how to have an outstanding time doing outrageously bad things. Thank Hades, I'm a handsome bastard. Oh, and happy birthday to me. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David Brenin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/050057/bk_adbl_050057_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A Haunting Experience , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 523min, (USK 18)
How much, exactly, does it cost to entice a woman to live in a certifiably spook-ridden haunted house for a month? Or the rest of her life? April Cassidy comes from a long line of women who were gifted with certain special skills. She has inherited the full measure of psychic abilities that allow her to see beyond the normal world, and she considers that talent a curse. Her uncanny guesses scare people away, and she is resigned to spending her life alone as a freak of nature. But then she receives a call that changes everything. For the first time, those hated skills will be required for a very lucrative venture. A lifetime of ignoring her abilities, however, has left her unprepared to deal with the ethereal residents of one of the most spirit intensive homes in the country, but the money on the table is too much for her to resist. Still, no amount of training could have prepared her for a ghost like John. He is so solid and real that he seems mortal to her at first, though no man from her reality would dare to grab a strange woman and discipline her, as he does at their first meeting. Dominant and unyielding, John soon makes it clear that he has no intention of departing for the other side and, furthermore, he will be the master of his house, whether April likes it or not. And April, who has always considered herself a feminist, finds herself falling for him - despite the obstacles on both sides of the veil keeping them apart. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Marie Smith. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/098276/bk_acx0_098276_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Ukulele Murder: A Nani Johnson Mystery: Aloha Lagoon Mysteries, Volume 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 489min
From USA Today best-selling author Leslie Langtry comes the killer start to a brand-new multiauthor series....Nani Johnson thought she had it made when she moved from Kansas to the resort town of Aloha Lagoon, Kauai. In spite of her certifiably crazy mom, Nani is determined that nothing will stop her from becoming a ukulele virtuoso! Unfortunately her Julliard training doesn't help her break into the local music scene due to some heavy competition from the Terrible Trio - three hostile local musicians. The only work she finds is a few bar mitzvahs and gigs at the kitschy Blue Hawaii Wedding Chapel. But when one of Nani's competitors drops dead right after a public feud, Nani becomes the police's main suspect. A missing murder weapon, mysterious threats, and a heck of a frame-up job all have Nani worrying she'll be trading in her flowery muumuus for prison orange. Enter hunky local botanist Nick Woodfield, who just might be able to help her clear her name...that is if he doesn't have secrets of his own. With the bodies stacking up, the danger closing in, and the authorities circling, Nani must track down a killer...before she ends up the latest victim of the Ukulele Murderer! The Aloha Lagoon Mysteries: Ukulele Murder (book #1) Murder on the Aloha Express (book #2) Deadly Wipeout (book #3) Photo Finished (book #4) Deadly Bubbles in the Wine (book #5) Mele Kalikimaka Murder (book #6) Death of the Big Kahuna (book #7)About Aloha Lagoon:There's trouble in paradise....Welcome to Aloha Lagoon, one of Hawaii's hidden treasures. A little bit of tropical paradise nestled along the coast of Kauai, this resort town boasts luxurious accommodations, friendly island atmosphere...and only a slightly higher than normal murder rate. While mysterious circumstances may be the norm on our corner of the island, we're certain that our st ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Susan Marlowe. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/123202/bk_acx0_123202_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Breakfast of Champions , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 387min
Audie Award Finalist, Best Male Narrator, 2016 Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation. The core of the novel is Kilgore Trout, a familiar character very deliberately modeled on the science fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon (1918-1985), a fact that Vonnegut conceded frequently in interviews and that was based upon his own occasional relationship with Sturgeon. Here Kilgore Trout is an itinerant wandering from one science fiction convention to another; he intersects with the protagonist, Dwayne Hoover (one of Vonnegut's typically boosterish, lost, and stupid mid-American characters), and their intersection is the excuse for the evocation of many others, familiar and unfamiliar, dredged from Vonnegut's gallery. The central issue is concerned with intersecting and apposite views of reality, and much of the narrative is filtered through Trout, who is neither certifiably insane nor a visionary writer but can pass for either depending upon Dwayne Hoover's (and Vonnegut's) view of the situation. America, when this novel was published, was in the throes of Nixon, Watergate, and the unraveling of our intervention in Vietnam; the nation was beginning to fragment ideologically and geographically, and Vonnegut sought to cram all of this dysfunction (and a goofy, desperate kind of hope, the irrational comfort given through the genre of science fiction) into a sprawling narrative whose sense, if any, is situational, not conceptual. Reviews were polarized; the novel was celebrated for its bizarre aspects and became the basis of a Bruce Willis movie adaptation whose reviews were not nearly so polarized. (Most critics hated it.) p ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Malkovich. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/021244/bk_adbl_021244_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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