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  Limbs: A Love Story , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 317min

  I am not a monster. Ray Bridges, a professional electronics salesman, is looking for love in all the strange places. He spends most nights sneaking into support group meetings for the disabled in order to satisfy his deepest, darkest desires - to hook up with unfortunate, down-on-their-luck women who’ve recently lost a limb. There's a name for Ray’s preference; it’s called acrotomophilia, a paraphilia involving amputees. Conflicted, Ray wishes he could change. But he can’t. His body won’t let him. Nor will his mind. He’s destined to live this life, forever. That is . . . until he meets the perfect girl. Falls in love with her. Only problem: her arms and legs are attached. Unable to find her attractive, Ray embarks on a dark, twisted journey of self-discovery, one that will force him to make an impossible choice: abandon his pursuit of true love or find a way to make it work, even if that means getting the girl of his dreams to shed an appendage. Weird, comedic, and often raunchy, Limbs is the craziest love story ever told. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ryan Francona. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/154414/bk_acx0_154414_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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  The Thorn Princess: Iron Crown Faerie Tales, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 343min

  Ivy Hawthorne has always felt like an outsider, but now, she is starting to wonder who - and what - she really is.She can see people’s auras. Animals watch her wherever she goes, and worst of all, sometimes, her dreams actually come true. But recently, things have gone from strange to downright bizarre. The animals have started following her. Strangers have started watching her. And when she gets angry or upset, inexplicable things are bound to happen. But the craziest thing of all is the sudden arrival of Barrett Forbes, a mysterious transfer student who finds her fascinating. The more she gets to know Barrett, the more she learns about the dark truth behind her lonely, isolated childhood. As she digs deeper into her past, Ivy discovers the shocking realities about her lineage and where her destiny lies. The new series fans of Sarah J. Maas, Victoria Aveyard, and Holly Black are craving. Filled with magic, romance, and mystery, The Thorn Princess is the first book in Bekah Harris’ captivating new series, the Iron Crown Faerie Tales. Get the audiobook today! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Nikki Delgado. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/170653/bk_acx0_170653_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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  Miss World 1970: How I Entered a Pageant and Wound Up Making History: An Inspiration for the Major Motion Picture "Misbehaviour" , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 359min

  1970 was the last year of the Beatles and the first year of the supersonic Concorde - a time of new possibilities and social upheaval, and Jennifer Hosten, a young airline hostess from the Caribbean island of Grenada, was as surprised as anyone to find herself in the midst of it.After winning a Miss Grenada contest, she travelled to London for the 1970 Miss World pageant and arrived at Royal Albert Hall determined to make her mark. So, too, did members of the fledgling Women’s Liberation movement who chose that globally televised moment to protest the sexual exploitation of women. They planted bombs, stormed the hall, and chased comedian Bob Hope from the stage.By the end of the night, the world had been introduced to both radical feminism and a new ideal of feminine beauty. Ms. Hosten was the first woman of color crowned Miss World.Miss World 1970 is the story of the craziest and most meaningful pageant ever, an inspiring account of Ms. Hosten’s barrier-breaking win, and her subsequent globe-trotting career as a development worker and diplomat. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jennifer Hosten. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/215176/bk_acx0_215176_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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  Up All Night: A True (Enough) Story , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 189min, (USK 18)

  A true (enough) story, because sometimes real life is hotter than a fantasy! I haven't slept in a week. Because of my neighbor, you see. He's up all night with his girlfriend, having more sex than an adult film star, except they're nowhere near as good at it. And with these thin walls, it's safe to say I'm never going to sleep again. So what does a lonely girl in Japan do when she's bombarded with a lack of sleep and love on the brain? She makes some questionable online dating decisions, of course! Follow me, Cyndi, as I descend into some of the craziest days of my life. Dealing with creepy swipe-righters, fighting pharmacies for rubber prophylactics, getting lost in sleepy Japanese neighborhoods, staring at a bedazzled karaoke machine.... Oh, and meeting the one-night stand who would become the love of my life. And the perfect revenge against my ridiculous neighbor. Grab a coffee and buckle up. This is gonna be a long car ride, and you're my captive audience. I promise to make it good! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ava Lucas. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/104486/bk_acx0_104486_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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  Dick by Law , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 376min

  What if you could have someone legally declared a dick? Simon Bellerophon does just that! When pain in the ass Horne Shaw pushes him too far, Simon sues to have him branded a dick...and wins, in the craziest court case ever. But that's just the beginning of this out-there, in-your-face comedy! When an anti-dick movement tries to stamp out all dicks, Horne leads a dick pride movement that takes the world by storm. But the wildest action explodes in Bermuda, at the First Annual International Dicklympics. Simon tries to regain the upper hand by sabotaging the Running of the Dicks, but he and Horne fall prey to the man who craves the title of World's Biggest Dick: General Mobai. Will Simon and Horne survive the fight of their lives, or will this true dictator cut them down to size? Will Simon have to become a dick himself in order to rise from the ashes? And where does Grip, the prehistoric dog-thing come in? Hold on tight for the laugh out loud ride of your life! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jeff Justus. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/001943/bk_acx0_001943_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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  Mearsies Heili Bounces Back: CJ's Second Notebook , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 608min

  I am Princess Cherene Jennet Sherwood of Mearsies Heili, hater of evil, foe to all villains, and wielder of the prune pie of justice! That's how C. J. Sherwood introduces herself when she lands into her craziest adventure yet. In this, the second volume of C. J.'s records, she and her gang of friends gathered around the 13-year-old queen, Clair Sherwood, find themselves beset by magical spells and various villains. They still manage to have fun in the underground hideout in the middle of Mearsies Heili's woodland. C. J. loves life with "the M girls" - so she is completely unprepared to be taken away and put in a silken prison in order to forget being a princess. As C. J. uses her brains and imagination to get out of trouble, she has to think about what being a princess really means. She also discovers that there are things even tougher to deal with than terrible enchantments, sinister shadows, and lurking villains: teenage boys. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Emma Galvin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/014521/bk_adbl_014521_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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  Tied to the Bed and Taken by My Husband's Friends , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 18min, (USK 18)

  I thought it was just typical fantasy talk during a quickie, so when my husband said he should call his friends up to the bedroom to join in, I played along. Then, he did it! I stared in shock as they filed in and they stared in shock at my naked body. There was no way in hell my husband would really give me to his friends, right? Wrong. Before I knew it I was tied to the bed and taking on five men. It was the craziest thing I'd ever experienced and as I struggled to deal with the pain and the pleasure and the shock and the arousal, I even had my first anal sex! Warning: This book contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity during a rough and reluctant wife gangbang. It includes rough sex, bondage, deep throat, first anal sex, double team sex, semen swallowing, and more. It is intended for mature adults who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jennifer Saucedo. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/022030/bk_acx0_022030_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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  Seeded Deep 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 44min, (USK 18)

  The scientist Wren Fisher was aboard the Eleanor in part because she was reckless: her indiscretions led to her losing a position as a university professor. She was brilliant but impulsive, and she had a reputation for letting sexual appetite overcome her better judgment. Captain Rodriguez is not sure exactly what to make of what is the most bizarre and worrisome story she has ever heard. It had been discovered, first hand by Wren Fisher, that the plantimal could mate with and impregnate a human woman. The video footage of this event is the craziest thing Rodriguez has ever seen - and having fought in the Rigil Kentaurus wars, she has seen some pretty freakish things by earthling standards. The event itself was odd enough, but then Wren had quite rapidly, within seven hours, gestated to what looked like a normal seven or eight months into pregnancy, and she seemed to be adopting characteristics of the tree. When the crew land on another planet to find and experiment on the plantimals, what, or who, will get taken hard and impregnated this time? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sierra Kline. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/043288/bk_acx0_043288_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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  Die Charred (Matchmaker Marriage Mysteries, #4) (eBook, ePUB)

  I am the greatest detective of all time. Actually, I'm not a detective at all. I'm a wedding planner. But I've just solved the craziest murder of all time, so I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Unfortunately, my husband Spencer is in trouble at work because of my sleuthing. He's the Chief of Police in our small town, and my latest exploits have been a little too visible. So, when a friend of mine dies from an over-excited personal plug-in device that turns her into a human barbecue, Spencer starts shadowing my every move. He's all over me to make sure I don't get involved. How can I not get involved? I mean, when I smell murder, I need to solve it. And this death stinks of murder. A charred murder. Sadly, I have other problems to deal with as well. Grandma has a terrible cold, so I'm pulling double duty: Wedding planning and matchmaking. And the clients for both businesses are giving me terrible headaches. Normally, Christmastime is our slow season, but I'm busy with business, murder, missing carolers, a blizzard, and a donkey with a terrible case of IBS. How will I deal with all of this and not get Spencer fired from the police force? Die Charred is the fourth installment of the Matchmaker Marriage Mysteries, the continuing adventures of Gladie and Spencer from the Matchmaker Mysteries. It's a funny, romantic small town mystery.

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  Harley Quinn Black + White + Red

  Black, white, and now READ for the first time in print!One of the crown jewels of the DC library is the inimitable, Harvey Award-nominated Batman Black & White innovative short tales of the Caped Crusader, told purely in primal black and white. Unfortunately, now Harley Quinn wants in on the action...and she's got her red pen, and some notes.In Harley Quinn Black + White + Red, 19 tales of Gotham City's craziest clown princess are presented in nothing but black, white, and bold splashes of red. See how Harley's story unfolds in worlds beyond the DC Universe, in the alternate timelines of Batman: White Knight, Harleen, and the Harley Quinn animated series! Witness her darkest hours and her happiest moments! Wait, did she just...win an underground rap battle?!An incredible array of award-winning talent from across the comics industry (like Stjepan eji , Sean Murphy & Katana Collins, Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiotti, and many more) have put their reputations in jeopardy to bring you these stories so show a little gratitude, will ya? (And hey, not for nothin', but they got nominated for a Harvey Award too. Anything you can do, Harley can do better, Bat-brain!This volume collects Harley Quinn Black + White + Red #1-17, alongside two all-new, never-before-seen stories from Veep writer David Mandel and superstar artist Adam Hughes, and from Harley's co=creator, Paul Dini, with Batman: The Animated Series legend Kevin Altieri!

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