52 Results for : dumber

  • Thumbnail
    Ever wonder why onions make you cry? Or why lizards do pushups? Or why leaves change color in the fall? Don't worry, you're not alone. Acclaimed science writer and broadcaster Jay Ingram wonders the same things. After a long career of asking important questions (does time speed up as we age? How much Neanderthal is in me? Why do some animals throw their feces?), he's here to put our scientific quandaries to rest. In this insightful, witty book for curious listeners of all ages, Jay shares his favorite head scratchers and mind benders, settling pressing questions, such as.... What is déjà vu? Why were Tyrannosaurus rex's arms so short? Why are you plagued by mosquitoes while your friends aren't? Does your cat actually like you? What is déjà vu? ...along with everything you ever wondered about human echolocation, Bigfoot, and farts (though not all at once). Chock-full of fun science facts (and fictions), this book will delight and surprise your inner science geek. Spoiler: She actually thinks you're a larger, dumber version of her mother. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jay Ingram. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/030073/bk_adbl_030073_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
    • Shop: Audible
    • Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping
  • Thumbnail
    SkyeMy first week back from school and my car is wrecked. Now I have to put up with an obnoxious mechanic who thinks I’m dumber than a stump. Just because I come from a wealthy family doesn’t mean I’m shallow or stupid. Dorran ticks me off every time I think of him, but something’s off about his bad boy persona. Is it real or just a façade?I can’t put my finger on it.Yet.DorranEvery time I fix a car for some rich idiot, I end up getting the ninth degree. I can’t stand the way Skye thinks she’s better than anyone else, and I want nothing to do with her type. I accept my past mistakes and that my lot in life will never include people of her status. I’ll make a name for myself after I leave this town for good. But I always ask myself, what if things were different?As Dorran finishes his last job before he leaves town forever, can Skye melt his heart before it’s too late? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jennifer Pineda. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/227919/bk_acx0_227919_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
    • Shop: Audible
    • Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping
  • Thumbnail
    A New York Times bestselling author shares wryly funny and heartwarming lessons on life, motherhood, and python attacks. Named one of Oprah Daily's 50 Most Anticipated Books of 2022 From becoming an iconic MTV VJ to starring in Dumb and Dumber to being diagnosed with a life-threatening disease, Karen Duffy has been through a lot. But it was only when she became a mother that she realized she had some pretty solid life lessons to pass down. In her new book, she offers advice on building a friend group that is weasel free, finding the love of your life, and determining how much to tip the waiter (as with everything-be generous!). With dry humor and maternal warmth, she shows how we all can learn from unexpected philosophers, even from Bulgarian dancing bears. There are times in life when we should turn to the wisdom of great thinkers. And there are times when you need the kind of enlightenment that only a former Coney Island Mermaid Queen can give. Wise Up offers wisecracks-and some profound insights-in a unique book of parental inspiration.   
    • Shop: buecher
    • Price: 13.99 EUR excl. shipping
  • Thumbnail
    The world is a mess. It seems that everywhere listeners turn, there's another problem: Iran is developing nuclear capabilities. Public schools actually seem to be making our kids dumber. Charlie Sheen has a hit sitcom. Obesity is a national epidemic. The divorce rate is rising faster than gas prices. Really: Charlie Sheen has a hit sitcom! And people are more interested in voting for the next American Idol than American President.This just barely scratches the surface. Sadly, there's no shortage of problems - what is needed now are solutions. If only there was a man who could simplify things, cut through the rhetoric, and fix everything. Then, if he was just able to put all of that insight into something that people could buy...in a store and online...man, that would great.Wait a minute!An Inconvenient Book is that very something: the one source for the Real Story behind the problems that seemed too big and complicated to solve (until now) plus their common-sense solutions. Think of it as a Hints from Heloise that's less "getting red wine out of your carpet" and more "keeping illegal aliens out of your country". ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Glenn Beck. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/001019/bk_sans_001019_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
    • Shop: Audible
    • Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping
  • Thumbnail
    Don’t expect dumb people to have anything but even dumber reasons for taking your children from you. This is sound advice that any parent must remember when parental alienation is being committed by misdirected court personnel, CPS and/or a gaslighter.We all think that court personnel are the brightest and the smartest individuals around. Wrong. The truth is that, in many small towns, there was no competition. The job had to go to somebody. And that "somebody" might be - you guessed it - not all that smart. That not-so-smart "somebody" is working on your case.What’s even worse? That "not so smart" court personnel teamed up with that "not so smart" gaslighter. They had some things in common. You weren’t like-minded enough, and you got ousted because you weren’t like them. You didn’t have the same dyslexic brain wiring or propensity toward psychopathy. You didn’t see things the way they saw them. You believed in advanced child-rearing things that they can’t possibly even wrap their small minds around.The court personnel probably teamed up and figured out your child wasn’t like you, either. For whatever reason, they figured that your child would relate better with the other parent. Maybe your ex and your child are both naughty little tricksters. Or, they are both...Get this audiobook now to hear more. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ronald Fox. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/180741/bk_acx0_180741_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
    • Shop: Audible
    • Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping
  • Thumbnail
    Do you believe in love at first sight? Paul Auster doesn't. Paul doesn't believe in much at all. He's thirty, slightly overweight, and his best features are his acerbic wit and the color commentary he provides as life passes him by. His closest friends are a two-legged dog named Wheels and a quasibipolar drag queen named Helena Handbasket. He works a dead-end job in a soul-sucking cubicle, and if his grandmother's homophobic parrot insults him one more time, Paul is going to wring its stupid neck. Enter Vince Taylor. Vince is everything Paul isn't: Sexy, confident, and dumber than the proverbial box of rocks. And for some reason, Vince pursues Paul relentlessly. Vince must be messing with him, because there is no way Vince could want someone like Paul. But when Paul hits Vince with his car - in a completely unintentional if-he-died-it'd-only-be-manslaughter kind of way - he's forced to see Vince in a whole new light. The only thing stopping Paul from believing in Vince is himself - and that is one obstacle Paul can't quite seem to overcome. But when tragedy strikes Vince's family, Paul must put aside any notions he has about himself and stand next to the man who thinks he's perfect the way he is. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Lesley. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/020216/bk_acx0_020216_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
    • Shop: Audible
    • Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping
  • Thumbnail
    A visionary and optimistic thinker examines the tension between privacy and publicness that is transforming how we form communities, create identities, do business, and live our lives. Thanks to the Internet, we now live—more and more—in public. More than 750 million people (and half of all Americans) use Facebook, where we share a billion times a day. The collective voice of Twitter echoes instantly 100 million times daily, from Tahrir Square to the Mall of America, on subjects that range from democratic reform to unfolding natural disasters to celebrity gossip. New tools let us share our photos, videos, purchases, knowledge, friendships, locations, and lives. Yet change brings fear, and many people—nostalgic for a more homogeneous mass culture and provoked by well-meaning advocates for privacy—despair that the Internet and how we share there is making us dumber, crasser, distracted, and vulnerable to threats of all kinds. But not Jeff Jarvis. In this shibboleth-destroying book, he argues persuasively and personally that the Internet and our new sense of publicness are, in fact, doing the opposite. Jarvis travels back in time to show the amazing parallels of fear and resistance that met the advent of other innovations such as the camera and the printing press. The Internet, he argues, will change business, society, and life as profoundly as Gutenberg’s invention, shifting power from old institutions to us all. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jeff Jarvis. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/005676/bk_sans_005676_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
    • Shop: Audible
    • Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping
  • Thumbnail
    Dom welcomes everyone by attacking children's charities. Then, Craig Shoemaker discusses the ins and outs (mostly the outs) of parenthood, and why getting hurt seems to be funny to women. Later, he talks about alcohol abuse with Dom. Then, Bob Saget picks on club owner Jamie Masada's broken English (lovingly) before launching into his set. He comes back to talk to Dom and Jamie, and they test out jokes on each other. Craig Shoemaker Craig was named Comedian of the Year by the American Comedy Awards; he also won two NATAS Emmy Awards and a Toastmaster Award. He's performed at every major comedy venue in the country. He also had his own nationally syndicated radio show, which, after only ten months on the air, won the prestigious Communicator Award "Crystal" prize. Craig has appeared in over 100 television shows, including Comedy Central Presents, ABC's The View, HBO's Comic Relief, and Showtime's Comedy All-Stars. Bob Saget Born in Philadelphia, Bob is well known for his role as Danny Tanner on Full House and as host of America's Funniest Home Videos. Bob has made a plethora of late-night show appearances and had roles in such movies as Dumb and Dumber and Half Baked. He has been performing and writing stand-up for 30 years and has been featured at comedy clubs all over the country. Currently, he's the host of the game show 1 vs. 100. Bob has the reputation of being one of the filthiest comics in the business! Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase. Language: English. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/lafa/070710/pf_lafa_070710_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
    • Shop: Audible
    • Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping
  • Thumbnail
    For over a generation, shocking cases of censorship at America's colleges and universities have taught students the wrong lessons about living in a free society. Drawing on a decade of experience battling for freedom of speech on campus, First Amendment lawyer Greg Lukianoff reveals how higher education fails to teach students to become critical thinkers: by stifling open debate, our campuses are supercharging ideological divisions, promoting groupthink, and encouraging an unscholarly certainty about complex issues. Lukianoff walks readers through the life of a modern-day college student, from orientation to the end of freshman year. Through this lens, he describes startling violations of free speech rights: a student in Indiana punished for publicly reading a book, a student in Georgia expelled for a pro-environment collage he posted on Facebook, students at Yale banned from putting an F. Scott Fitzgerald quote on a T shirt, and students across the country corralled into tiny “free speech zones” when they wanted to express their views. But Lukianoff goes further, demonstrating how this culture of censorship is bleeding into the larger society. As he explores public controversies involving Juan Williams, Rush Limbaugh, Bill Maher, Richard Dawkins, Larry Summers - even Dave Barry and Jon Stewart - Lukianoff paints a stark picture of our ability as a nation to discuss important issues rationally. Unlearning Liberty: Campus Censorship and the End of American Debate illuminates how intolerance for dissent and debate on today's campus threatens the freedom of every citizen and makes us all just a little bit dumber. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Philip Hodges. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/003580/bk_acx0_003580_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
    • Shop: Audible
    • Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping
  • Thumbnail
    What do you get the man who has everything? Are you struggling to find the ideal present for your dad, brother, uncle, or cousin? They’ve got everything - or at least everything you can afford! Can’t get them any more novelty socks - you got them last year. So give them this book, and watch them rock with laughter!Perfect the art of Schadenfreude from your own armchair as you wonder who left the lid of the idiot box open. Laugh at the dumb and dumber from the comfort of your own toilet seat. Wonder at the stupidity of man with hilarious anecdotes spanning time and history and culture. In this book….Hear about the time a spiritual guru steamed himself to death in a giant pot, along with some corn and steamed buns.Or the time a president projectile vomited on a prime minister at a state banquet. Was it something they said?Back in New York in February 1940 at the world premiere of Walt Disney's Pinocchio, Walt had hired 11 midgets, dressed them up as Pinocchio and put them on top of Radio City Music Hall. The idea was they could wave to the children entering the theatre. However, in a moment of inspiration, someone sent up alcohol with their lunch. So by the middle of the afternoon, there were 11 drunken, naked midgets cavorting on the roof and screaming obscenities at the crowd. They had to be removed by police, who carried them away in pillowcases.As the great Professor Stephen Hawking once said, “Stupidity remains the biggest threat to mankind.” No truer words have ever been spoken; so we might as well enjoy it.Get or give hours of amusement - scroll up and buy now. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Timothy Burke, for HotGhost Productions. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/226130/bk_acx0_226130_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
    • Shop: Audible
    • Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping


Similar searches: