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    The Brick of Dad Jokes: Ultimate Collection of Cringe-Worthy Puns and One-Liners
    The Brick of Dad Jokes is the ultimate collection of puns, quips, and corny one-liners that is sure to get eyes rolling. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! The Brick of Dad Jokes is an eye-rolling, groan-inducing collection of hundreds of jokes for the dad joke aficionado in your life. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they're good. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he's heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.
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    Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? (eBook, ePUB)
    Can we give Grandma a Viking funeral?Why don't animals dig up all the graves?Will my hair keep growing in my coffin after I'm buried?Every day, funeral director Caitlin Doughty receives dozens of questions about death. Here she offers her factual, hilarious and candid answers to thirty-five of the most interesting, sharing the lore and science of what happens to, and inside, our bodies after we die. Why do corpses groan? What causes bodies to turn strange colours during decomposition? and why do hair and nails appear longer after death? The answers are all within . . .
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    The Second Person , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 20min, (USK 18)
    Hilarious erotica! This is one of those second-person point-of-view vignettes that many writers claim can't be done well. To top THAT off, it's in the present tense. Strike two, you groan! Go ahead, roll your eyes - but read it anyway. You just might enjoy it. If you don't tell, no one will ever know. *wink* ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mike Vendetti. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/001647/bk_acx0_001647_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Dad Jokes? I Think You Mean Rad Jokes!: 101 New Dad Jokes for the New Year , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 16min
    Dad jokes. They're not regular jokes. In fact, if a dad joke makes you burst out laughing, then there might be something wrong with you. Dad jokes are intended to be bad - eye-rolling, groan-inducing bad. Dad jokes are clever, and dad jokes are puny, but dad jokes are mostly for dad's enjoyment, not the people around him. So get ready to hear some of the best worst dad jokes around. Oh, I’m sorry...dad jokes? We mean rad jokes. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Will Tulin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/141131/bk_acx0_141131_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Born to Pun
    Born to Pun ab 14.99 € als epub eBook: 1 400 Boss Jokes Funny Quips and Groan-Worthy Punchlines. Aus dem Bereich: eBooks, Humor & Cartoons,
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    Titus Alone: The Gormenghast Trilogy, Book 3, Hörbuch, Digital, 302min
    Titus Groan has fled the rambling, ruined and ruinous castle of Gormenghast, desperate for a view of the world beyond. But he wasn’t prepared for this! Satellites, death-rays, sinister policemen and underworld outcasts live in a nightmarish contemporary city that feels like something by Wells, Burroughs or Philip K. Dick. Threatened and lost, he begins to miss the home he left; but surely he won’t be tempted back?PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio. Language: English. Narrator: Rupert Degas. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/naxo/000663/bk_naxo_000663_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    MILF: The Cougar Stories , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 39min, (USK 18)
    This is another great short-story series by Rick Donahue. MILF sex stories have long been a favorite for the writer of Blackzilla fame, and he has launched into the MILF and erotica romance genres with his great storylines included. He develops each character with intent and purpose and makes you feel in tune whether it is a man or a woman. With each groan or scream in ecstasy, you feel as if you are in the story itself. This is a great addition to any romance audiobook library. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Masters. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/030372/bk_acx0_030372_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Big Dog Bonnie & Best Dog Bonnie , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 105min
    BIG DOG BONNIE The dog in Harry’s dreams is big, strong, brown-and-black mixed. The dog in Harry’s kitchen is tiny, white and fluffy and looks like a rabbit. But Bonnie has her own ideas. Can she show Harry that big things sometimes come in small fluffy parcels? BEST DOG BONNIE Before you can say ‘Crufts’ or Harry can groan ‘Oh no’, Bonnie is whisked down to the Millionhairs Dog Grooming Parlour to be buffed and bouffed to perfection. But Bonnie isn’t just a pretty face, and this little dog has her own ideas about being Best in Show. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Nigel Anthony. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/bbcw/003343/bk_bbcw_003343_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    How to Start Writing (and When to Stop): Advice for Writers
    In this witty "how-to" guide, Wislawa Szymborska has nothing but sympathy for the labors of would-be writers generally: "I myself started out with rotten poetry and stories," she confesses in this collection of pieces culled from the advice she gave-anonymously-for many years in the well-known Polish journal Literary Life.       She returns time and again to the mundane business of writing poetry properly, that is to say, painstakingly and sparingly. "I sigh to be a poet," Miss A. P. from Bialogard exclaims. "I groan to be an editor," Szymborska responds.       Szymborska stubbornly insists on poetry's "prosaic side": "Let's take the wings off and try writing on foot, shall we?" This delightful compilation, translated by the peerless Clare Cavanagh, will delight readers and writers alike.        Perhaps you could learn to love in prose.
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    Mile High Hottie , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 44min, (USK 18)
    I want you inside me, she coos, and you groan, afraid you might lose it completely right then and there. Do you ever wonder what it would be like to join the mile high club? Did you ever want to have a hot, no-strings-attached encounter with a saucy redhead? On an airplane? What would you do if the woman beside you wanted it rough and without protection...in the bathroom? Only the truly adventurous will know - this is your captain speaking, Anita Faulk. Put your kindle on airplane mode and fasten your seatbelt. We're expecting some mild turbulence with the hot piece in seat 42B! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cheyanne Humble. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/025416/bk_acx0_025416_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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