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How to Seduce Hot Girls: Quick Results Guide , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 31min

It's hard enough getting to know any random girl you cross paths with. However you don't want to just talk to the girl. You want to seduce her. You want her to fall head over heels. You want her to obediently do any number of things you ask her too, kinky or otherwise, with a smile. And you don't want just any girl. You want the hottest chicks in the bar; the most sought after coworker; your hard assed female boss who puts Kim Kardashian's assets to shame; that old high school crush you happened to come across with, and so on. This book is here to teach you how it's done, and done right! The assumption is you are a total newbie, you are a bumbling mess when you come across hot chicks, i.e. sweaty palms, eyes looking down at the floor, unintelligible words coming out of your mouth; heck, you might even stumble while walking away. To be blunt, if you want to seduce hot chicks, then there are no half measures. If you are listening to this, and thinking, I'll try some of the advice, then you'll most probably fail. The proper mindset for seduction success is confidence, perseverance, and a you only live once, attitude. The basic requirements for seduction as set forth in this book are simple. First, you need to evaluate yourself. Second, you need to improve on your current self. Third, you need to know the best fishing holes. Fourth, be prepared to strike out and strike out a lot. Fifth, learn from your mistakes! Sixth, evolve into a top predator! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Pauley. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/064077/bk_acx0_064077_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Gambling for Winners: Your Hard-Headed, No B.S. Guide to Gaming Opportunities with a Long-Term, Mathematical, Positive Expectation , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 349min

This book is for you only if you gamble to make money. If your idea of "fun" and "entertainment" includes giving away your hard-earned money to casinos, I can't help you. If you enjoy sitting in a mindless, bright lights/dinging trance while you drop quarters down a slot, this book is not for you. If you think casinos are built and run by stupid people, you better stay out of them. If you think you can beat a blackjack dealer by wild-assed guessing, think again. If you play poker just because it's now so popular...you don't need my book. If you believe you can just happen to be "lucky" enough to beat the odds, you live in a fantasy world and you'd hate this book for destroying your illusions. But if you're hard-headed, serious, willing to work, and tired of the mainstream gambling books that simply teach you how to lose less rather than win... If you understand casinos don't stay in business by giving out more money than they take in... This is an extensive examination of the most popular forms of gambling. If you can find any positive expectation bets, and how. Some of the material is controversial. Some of it is unique. It's not for beginners. If you don't already know how to play blackjack or craps, buy and read the basic books first. This one assumes you know and understand the rules of play. If you have emotional or psychological issues around money - my strong advice is, don't gamble. If you want to believe casinos are playgrounds built for your amusement, this is not the book for you. I use statistical concepts and common sense to strip away the bright lights and glamor to reveal the mathematical realities of gambling. Try out Gambling for Winners now. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: James Killavey. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/019586/bk_acx0_019586_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Crockatiel: An O.C.L.T. Novel: Featuring Cletus J. Diggs , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 358min

There are incidents and emergencies in the world that defy logical explanation, events that could be defined as supernatural, extraterrestrial, or simply otherworldly. Standard laws do not allow for such instances, nor are most officials or authorities trained to handle them. In recognition of these facts, one organization has been created that can. Assembled by a loose international coalition, their mission is to deal with these situations using diplomacy, guile, force, and strategy as necessary. They shield the rest of the world from their own actions, and clean up the messes left in their wake. They are our protection, our guide, our sword, and our voice, all rolled into one. They are O.C.L.T. Nothing is ever normal in Old Mill, NC, particularly when Cletus J. Diggs and his buddy Jasper decide to go fishing. When Jasper tells him two fishermen they know saw a dinosaur in The Great Dismal Swamp, Cletus is ready to chock it up to shadows and too much beer. When he and Jasper are out fishing themselves and find a bass boat jammed nose first into the bottom of the Perquimans River with nothing left of the other two men but a boot with a leg protruding from it and one big-assed track in the mud, things get serious. Joined by Geoffrey Bullfinch, Wendell "Mack" Macklemore, and Isabella Ferrara of the O.C.L.T., two genetic scientists with a strange story of hurricanes and DNA splicing, and a strange cast of others (including a very loud cockatiel), Cletus has to solve the mystery of where the monster killing people in the swamp came from, where it's gone, and find a way to stop it before it kills again. Unfortunately for the team, taking down a 40 foot, 16 ton dinosaur no one believes in is no easy task, and the clock is ticking. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Arthur Flavell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/067930/bk_acx0_067930_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Going Commando: Heathens Ink, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 358min

I never thought I could want anyone as much as I wanted Nash, then I met you (Royal) When I was 16, I was afflicted with a terrible curse...I fell in love with my straight best friend. I never thought I'd move past my feelings for Nash and find someone who could love me in return - until the day a gorgeous marine plopped himself down in my chair and asked me to ink him. I'm falling fast for Zade, but my feelings for Nash are still very real. When life starts getting complicated and Nash speaks the words I never thought I'd hear, the only thing I want is for us to find a way to make this work...together. "What if I told you you'd never have to choose?" (Zade) I thought I'd stay in the marines for life, that was the plan. But after a traumatic event, I couldn't make myself reenlist when my contract was up. Confused and unsure what to do next, I called up my best friend for a place to stay. What I didn't count on was my best friend's boyfriend practically throwing a sexy tattoo artist at me to keep me busy. Royal is everything I've ever wanted, and his roommate, Nash, is starting to grow on me, too. "A few weeks ago I thought I was straight. Now I'm sandwiched between two sweaty men. Can't say I do anything half-assed." (Nash) Of course I've noticed that my best friend, Royal, is crazy good looking. I have eyes. That doesn't mean I'm into guys. Although when I start to notice that his new boyfriend, Zade, is pretty hot, too, that makes me start to question things a little. Not to mention the dreams I keep having of the three of us together. I'm willing to try if they are. This is NOT a love triangle, just good old-fashioned man-on-man-on-man love. Every book in the Heathens Ink series can be read as a stand-alone, but it's way more fun to read them in order. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cooper North. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/inbl/000236/bk_inbl_000236_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Having Hannah: A First Lesbian Sex MFF Threesome Erotica Story , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 16min, (USK 18)

Jackie has always been curious about sex with another woman, and with her tight little body, there have been plenty of opportunities. She's not willing to take them when her hero marine husband is overseas, though, but her best friend has an idea. Why not surprise Dean with a threesome when he gets back. The plan is set, and an incredible menage a trois follows with her first lesbian sex experience! Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity during an mff threesome sex encounter. It contains first lesbian sex, lesbian seduction, tribidism, threesome sex, and ménage sex. It is intended for mature readers who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults. Here is a preview:I started to take off my jeans and both Hannah and my husband were on the edge of their seats. I peeled the jeans off and reached out and hooked my fingers in the panties. I pulled them down and was bare assed from the waist down. I unbuttoned my white shirt and took it off with my bra. I was now naked in front of my husband and Hannah and was feeling very self-conscious. I grabbed the maid's outfit and put it on, snapping the very few buttons on the thing. I could see that the outfit barely covered my ass and if I bent over even slightly, I would be on full display for both of them. The top was so low, that my breasts were heaving up over the top of them. They both whistled and said that I looked very sexy. I was about to take it off and put my clothes back on, but they stopped me and convinced me to keep it on for the rest of the night. I could smell something burning and ran out of there in a hurry. Fortunately, the supper wasn't ruined, but had a Cajun feel to it now. I called them into supper and they sat down while I served them. While I was placing the mashed potatoes on Hannah's plate, I felt her hand on my bare ass giving it a squeeze. I don't know if Dean saw it, but if he did, he didn't ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jennifer Saucedo. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/013459/bk_acx0_013459_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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