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Stinker Lets Loose!, Hörbuch, Digital, 353min

[Contains explicit content] The outrageous, madcap, and oft-forgotten 1977 cult movie classic is now finally available as a multi-cast audio extravaganza. You ain't never heard anything like it! Oh, and it’s now a New York Times audio bestseller! Bestselling author Mike Sacks (And Here's the Kicker, Poking a Dead Frog) has just discovered the original novelization of the long-lost classic movie, Stinker Lets Loose! Mike has teamed up with director Eric Martin to adapt the novelization into a fully immersive cinematic audio experience, and an epic all-star cast has come together to introduce Stinker to a whole new generation of fans! It's Smokey and the Bandit meets Every Which Way But Loose meets Smokey and the Bandit Parts 2 and 3. Feel the thrill as Stinker teams up with old pals Boner and Jumbo, plus new friends Buck and Rascal the Chimp, for a crazy ride across the highways and byways of Bicentennial America and meets scores of beautiful Southern gals, reams of treacherous villains, and even the Big Man! Will Stinker truly Let Loose? Or will Big Government and the Smokeys bring him down? A loving send-up of a bygone era of trucker films and their beer-swillin', skirt-chasin', verb-shortenin' heroes, this audio adventure is a joyride in absurdity; with its rapid-fire jokes only matched by their total outrageousness. But enough of this jaw-jackin'. If you don't listen, then the joke's on you! Now with a special bonus chapter! Enjoy a live performance of highlights from the audiobook, performed by a full cast of actors and musicians at SF Sketchfest. Tune into Chapter 50 for the full live show! Narrated and Directed by Eric Martin Starring Jon Hamm as Stinker Rhea Seehorn as Gwyneth Andy Daly as Boner John DiMaggio as Jumbo and Sheriff Sledge Paul F. Tompkins as Clarence Macleod and Mr. Walsh Jessica McKenna Language: English. Narrator: Jon Hamm, Eric Martin, Andy Richter, Rhea Seehorn, Andy Daly, Paul F. Tompkins, James Urbaniak, John DiMaggio, a full cast. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/or/orig/000049/or_orig_000049_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Naked CEO & The Horny Freshmen Interns: A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol #5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 32min, (USK 18)

Continuing the story from A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol #4: The Spirit of XXX-Mas Past, the gay emo ghost isn't done with Dickteaser Splooge yet. This time, he brings Splooge back to the private company Christmas party where uncut CEO Mr. Jizziwig is giving out a holiday boner bonus to one lucky intern. Jizziwig has to choose between interns Dickteaser and Peter - or does he? A M/m/m Gayrotica Press Gay Erotic Short Story - M2M Action including college dude twinks, boss-intern sex, gay threesome, younger man / older man, hot gay three-way sex, M/m/m first time gay experience, college buddy sex, age difference, gay menage a trois, office sex, ass munching, and anal sex. Adult Content Advisory: This story contains adult language as well as erotic and sexually explicit descriptions of male/male sex. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Luke Avery. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/007430/bk_acx0_007430_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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A Boy Named Phyllis: A Suburban Memoir , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 288min

What's a boy to do? An only child, a little chubby (and carrying it low). By age six already a regular in the Sears Husky Boys Department. Young Frankie is also gay, and he's trapped in the aluminum-sidinged, lawn-sprinklered, what-exit - wilds of New Jersey suburbia. Imagine Elton John born to an Italian-American Edith and Archie Bunker, and you've got the picture. A Boy Named Phyllis is Frank DeCaro's witty gem of a memoir about growing up among working-class Italian folk in Little Falls, New Jersey. There are the usual trials and tribulations between little Frankie and his parents, Marian and Frank Sr., but this is no angst-ridden, coming-of-age gay memoir. Frank is funny, and A Boy Names Phyllis is the antidote to such books. It is the mid-1960s, and the DeCaros have it all: a living room that no one is allowed to live in; a complete collection of cardboard cutout decorations for every holiday; an Entenmann's factory around the corner; and a killer lineup of Friday-night TV - The Brady Bunch, The Partridge Family, Room 222, The Odd Couple, and, if you can stay awake long enough, Love, American Style. There's only one problem: instead of developing a crush on Laurie Partridge, Frankie gets a boner for Keith. He perfects a drop-dead Paul Lynde imitation, and ultimately finds liberation through Elton John and Disco. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Frank DeCaro. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/053507/bk_adbl_053507_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 65min, (USK 18)

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer. Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love. Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world's leading T-rex law firm, he's absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it quickly becomes clear that Donny's new position entails more than just legal work. Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to the term, "dinosaur bones." Space Raptor Butt Invasion Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much mo ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sam Rand. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/057666/bk_acx0_057666_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Limitless Torment: Southern Chaotic's MC, Book 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 210min, (USK 18)

Trigger Thinking I’d eventually have it all f--ked me more than accepting I’d be no more than the ridiculous biker whose only gift was causing havoc on my brothers. I’ve had my eyes set on Sadie since I realized a boner wasn’t a medical condition, but one hell of a good time. She was it for me. After nine years of chasing and three years of being her buddy behind closed doors, she gave me the proverbial boot. I suppose I shouldn’t have taken life with a grain of salt and realized we’d have nothing more than a good time in the bedroom and a few laughs with friends. She was it for me...or so I thought. Razz Thinking I’d have the life I always dreamed of by the time I turned 25 and having the exact opposite could discourage a weaker woman, but not me. I don’t have the dream job, the house with the picket fence, or the kids to fill the backyard with laughs, but I do have two steady incomes, an apartment I share with my best friend, and a healthy sex life. What more could I ask for? I wanted him. After watching the boy I grew up with gradually turn into a man, my crush knew no bounds. He never really saw me. I was just the girl who he picked on and took up for when anyone but him picked on me. I was the girl on the sidelines watching him fall madly in love with a woman who never returned the gesture. Now, she’s devastated his life and made him second guess himself. Now, I’m the one he wants to fall back on, but I’ve been there done that and got the scars on my heart to prove it. He was blind, but now he sees, but that’s not enough for me to let him heal the wounds that he’s inflicted. This is a standalone, but to better understand some of the situations, you should enjoy Minor Glitches and Major Conflict first. This audiobook is meant for an audience 18 and older. There are some scenes that may not be suitable for some listeners. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Matt Standley. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/107754/bk_acx0_107754_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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FU: Fixer Uppers , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 483min

I've never messed around with a guy before. Not that I haven't been attracted to guys. The opportunity just never came up. I stand at the front door, naked. My bro's roomie, Scott, is pissed about how much noise I made with the girl I just escorted out of their apartment, but I figured we were alone, and I couldn't help that she liked to scream out to let me know she was enjoying herself. Just like I can't help that the raging boner I have right now is for Scott, not her. I don't know what it is about the angry glare he's giving me that turns me on so much, but I just want to tug on his curly brown locks and hear him call out my name as I show him a good time. Scott doesn't want anything to do with me. At least, I think that's the case, but I learn just how wrong I am one night when we wind up tearing each other's clothes off and racing for the bedroom. He blows my mind...and well, me too. We spend the next few days messing around before I head back to California. That's supposed to be the end of it. But after my sister makes a crap investment on a rundown house near my bro's apartment in Atlanta, I jump at the opportunity to help her fix it up. I don't want her to have to stay with our parents, who I've avoided since I left for college - don't get me started. Scott volunteers to work on the project too, which gives us plenty of time to have a little fun together. It's supposed to be about fixing up the house, but the more time I spend with him, the more I realize it's not the only fixer upper Scott's working on. He's doing something to me - making me better. And even though I'm heading back home when this is all over, I don't want it to end. Because I'm falling for Scott...so hard. FU is a steamy standalone romance novel with no cheating, no cliffhangers, and a totally adorable happily ever after. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Dean. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/088527/bk_acx0_088527_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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