66 Results for : gratuitous
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Colel: Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Series , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 422min
From New York Times best seller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a stand-alone, romantic comedy a la paranormal....Colel, Book number five, the Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., SeriesWARNING: This book contains foul language, gratuitous sex against a truck, outrageously rude immortal warriors in leather pants, snow, pigheaded gods, a sexually frustrated goddess, a very hot and hunky florist guy with a bad attitude and a big secret, Brutus bubble baths, a sneaky invisible unicorn, unrequited love, bees, bees, and more bees, and chocolates.Sometimes, love bites, and sometimes, it stings. Colel, the Goddess of Bees, has been looking for Mr. Right for over 70,000 years. So when she meets the hunky owner of a small-town flower shop and explodes with flutters and tingles, she’s almost certain that he’s the one. Only two problems: her tiny black-and-yellow arm suddenly won’t let her anywhere near him, and…is that a freaking epinephrine pen in the fridge? “Dear gods! He’s allergic to bees? Say it isn’t so.”If simply dating the guy will kill him, how will she ever know for sure if he’s really the one? Colel has a solution, but it’s drastic. Even for her. And what if he says no? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ada Sinclair. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/235779/bk_acx0_235779_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Happy Hunting (A Gamelit Dual Harem) : Planet Kill, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 406min, (USK 18)
More over-the-top violence, harem fun, and awesomeness as one man fights against a deathly conspiracy and one woman seeks justice.Letha plans to ascend to Planet Paradise Fourteen, where she will finally have her revenge. If only this planet were everything it appeared to be on the surface, instead of the golden-framed and crystal-distorted mirror image of Planet Kill. They still have their sex parties, their fighting competitions, and even a sport that is in a way a shrine to everything she tried to leave behind. Along the way, she'll find an old friend, meet new lovers, and have her chance for revenge. Pierce is forming his harem and is now a major player on Planet Kill. He's taking control and saving lives. Only, along the way he discovers that Planet Kill isn't exactly what it appears. There's a conspiracy brewing, one that threatens the nature of humanity. Warning: This book contains gratuitous violence and adult content, harems, reverse harems, massively oversized members, breasts galore, and ample blood. You might cringe, you will laugh, and hell, you might even cry. We refuse to apologize for any of it. The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:Yvonne Syn - NarrationJeff Hays - Trunk, Pierce, and the rest of the male castRichard Smith - ProofingNicholas Shoup - Editing and MasteringGriffin Malnar - Sound Design and Music ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Yvonne Syn, Jeff Hays. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/182348/bk_acx0_182348_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Universal Need for Ethics: Business Is the Perfect Catalyst (The Power of Ethics) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 70min
Ethics - described briefly as the norms by which acceptable and unacceptable behaviors are measured - has been the concern, and perhaps the great dilemma, of sentient humans since Socrates subjected it to philosophical inquiry almost 2,500 years ago. Socrates believed, without universal acceptance, that the most pertinent issues people must deal with are related to how we live our lives, what actions are and are not righteous, and how people should live together peacefully and harmoniously. A vast parade of philosophers, religious leaders, politicians, professors, and self-help gurus have followed Socrates' lead through the ensuing centuries; it's a popular and enduring subject, perhaps because it is so complex, intriguing, and pervasive in every facet of our lives. Today, in 2015, ethics dominates our news in the form of anti-ethics. The headlines in newspapers and the lead stories on TV, radio, and Internet news are typically about such abhorrent behavior as lying, stealing, revenge, convictions for corruption, gratuitous murder, and misuse of public or other people's funds for personal gain. Readers, viewers, and listeners can hardly be faulted for thinking that we live in a corrupt society - exactly what Socrates and others did not want or envision. Perhaps the anti-ethical stance of the media is the most anti-ethical part of our society. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mason Dietz. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/047983/bk_acx0_047983_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Strange Ghosts , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 122min
Equal parts riveting and stirring, Carter takes a staple of campfires and rainy nights - the ghost story - into surprising new territory in this collection. No gore or gratuitous splatter here - these tales are meant to raise the hairs on the back of the neck and leave the reader feeling quietly discomfited hours after reading. On a dark night in the Virginia woods, a boy encounters a former slave protecting the Confederate sword of Robert E. Lee in the spellbinding "The Sword of Surrender." In "All My Invisible Friends," a grieving child psychologist who's lost his way finds meaning again with an assist from an invisible friend. An old amusement park called "The Enchanted Grove" helps the parents of children who died tragically find closure - but maybe not for everyone. In "The Easel," a man on an evening walk buys an old drawing easel at a garage sale and soon discovers it has a secret power. And finally, a recently divorced reporter randomly picks a town to start over with his life and happens upon a "Stone Creek Station" in the woods where no train has a right to be. Moody. Atmospheric. Provocative. These five tales have all the makings of good ghost stories with a touch of strange thrown in for good measure. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Johnnie C. Hayes. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/006057/bk_acx0_006057_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Catalyst: Steel City Heroes, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 453min
When Sean Moretti's powers manifested themselves, a lifetime of comic books taught him what to do. Already struggling to make it as a normal college student, his new-found ability to sense energy in those around him did nothing to simplify his life. As destructive forces descend upon Steel City, he must learn to channel his potential, or die trying. Willa Weil has a secret - she comes from a long line of magicians trained to unlock the power hidden within poetry. This skill requires discipline and the Guild demands obedience. Willa has long kept her power to herself, but when a molten metal creature threatens to consume her friends, she can no longer remain on the sidelines. History professor Elijah Branton moved to Pittsburgh for the job of a lifetime, researching the family history of one of the nation's wealthiest and most attractive CEOs. But not everything is as it seems in the Steel City. The historian soon unearths a deadly conspiracy that threatens to unravel his world. Can they save their city, or will they lose themselves in the process? The Catalyst is Daredevil meets The Dresden Files, a gritty and gripping superhero/urban fantasy story for the 21st century. With magic and monsters, science, and secrets, The Catalyst pushes listeners to consider their own path and the ethical compromises we all make - heroes and villains alike. Editor's note: While not gratuitous, The Catalyst contains some strong language. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ian McEuen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/075997/bk_acx0_075997_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Caldwell's Homestead: Havoc in Wyoming, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 572min
At the edge of the wilderness, far away from the big city, nothing bad could ever happen in such a protected place...or could it?Jake and Mollie Caldwell started their small farm and homestead to be able to provide for an uncertain future for their family, friends, and community. They have tried to plan for everything, but they never imagined this would happen.In this chaotic new world, where nothing is normal, easy, or safe, will Jake and Mollie’s family be able to make it to the safe haven they have provided? Will the Caldwells’ planning, provisions, and faith be enough?Caldwell’s Homestead is the first installment of the Havoc in Wyoming Christian Futuristic series. If you like mysterious apocalyptic events, fast-paced adventure, and plausible situations, then you’ll love this pause-resisting series.Download today and discover why listeners love this twist on the post-apocalyptic genre!The Havoc in Wyoming series has been described as “cozy” apocalypse and contains no profanity, gratuitous sex scenes, or overly detailed gruesome death scenes. However, it does contain conservative family values and references to God, prayer, scripture, and Christianity.Books in the series and suggested listening order:Wyoming Refuge: A Havoc in Wyoming PrequelCaldwell's Homestead: Havoc in Wyoming, Part 1Katie's Journey: Havoc in Wyoming, Part 2Mollie's Quest: Havoc in Wyoming, Part 3Shields and Ramparts: Havoc in Wyoming, Part 4Havoc Begins: A Havoc in Wyoming Story ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Angela Church, Nick Sullivan. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/192704/bk_acx0_192704_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 665min
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains." So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton - and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers - and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Can she vanquish the spawn of Satan? And overcome the social prejudices of the class-conscious landed gentry? Complete with romance, heartbreak, swordfights, cannibalism, and thousands of rotting corpses, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies transforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you'd actually want to read. This Heirloom Edition of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies includes a new preface by the author, an afterword by Dr. Allen Grove, professor of English literature at Alfred University, and new scenes of gratuitous zombie mayhem. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Katherine Kellgren. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/000934/bk_adbl_000934_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Delirium , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 592min
Welcome to Ambleton, a lovely coastal town full of charm, character, and gratuitous violence. Dr. Adam Monk has perfected his virus for the military which can reanimate the dead. Joseph Bishop was diagnosed with a violent form of Delirium as a child, but even as a child he loved the sensation as the Delirium surged through his body. He never wanted it to be cured. Two local drug addicts attempt a robbery in Joseph's store and he deals with them in his own unique way. A letter found in one of the drug addict's pockets starts a violent series of murders and Joseph's escape from a police raid unleashes the walking dead. Joseph Bishop decides to leave his Kill Room, but first he has to deal with Carl and Simon. Bethany and Alice Meagan find themselves cornered in the alleyway behind Joseph's store and have to fight their way back inside, only to be confronted by two more walking dead. Can Bethany and Alice get to their severely injured mother or will someone beat them to her? Delirium takes you into the mind of both the living and the dead. Who will survive as the town descends into mayhem? This is a graphic adult Horror-Action-Urban Zombie Fantasy, which will draw you into the heart pounding violence, as it explodes around you. Delirium will stay with you long after the final dramatic scene. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: William Bill Word. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/026926/bk_acx0_026926_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Bad Girl: A Rather Dark and Very Vulgar Hotwife Fantasy Involving Cuckoldry, BBC, Gratuitous Obscenities, and At Least One Mention of Witches , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 42min, (USK 18)
A young bride describes a dark, vivid hotwife fantasy to her fiancé the night before her wedding. Filled with profanity, this story includes themes of hotwives, cuckolds, BBC, SPH, watersports, light race-play, mentions of witchcraft, and other unsavory topics. This is recommended for mature listeners only. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Scarlet Love. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/185880/bk_acx0_185880_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Good Writing Is Like Good Sex: Sort of Sexy Thoughts on Writing , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 114min
What makes a book sexy?I’m not talking about erotica, per say, but what is the difference between a book you eagerly devour and a book you slum your way through?While there are individual exceptions, the most objective difference between a good story and a downright terrible one is simple - it all comes down to the writing.It’s either good writing, and we can forgive the technical flaws a little more easily, or it’s bad writing, and bad writing is just bad.Good writing is more than just good writing. Good writing is sexy.If you’re a fiction writer looking to improve your writing skills, this is the perfect, provocative listen to encourage you to get down to business and write your story.Inside Good Writing Is Like Good Sex, you will find:A titillating perspective on the writing processThe secret to why your story is special, and how you can make it sexierTips on romancing your readersHow to write irresistible charactersBasic writing and story concepts with advanced insights...and all in a non-gratuitous fashion with a lot of innuendos.C. S. Johnson is the award-winning, genre-hopping author of several novels, including young adult sci-fi and fantasy adventures such as the Starlight Chronicles series, the Once Upon a Princess saga, and the Divine Space Pirates trilogy. She has written articles for The Rebelution, MTL Magazine, Hollywood in Toto, StudioJake, and more. With a gift for sarcasm and an apologetic heart, she currently lives in Atlanta with her family. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Faith Moore. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/175717/bk_acx0_175717_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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