59 Results for : puke
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Natalie's Secret: Camp Confidential Series, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 222min
Summer camp means lots of things: new friends, roommates, bug bites, bathroom duty... But it's also a chance to be on your own and to reinvent yourself. A shy girl can become the belle of the ball, and a jock might find new competition. Natalie, Jenna, Grace, and Alex have all found themselves at Camp Lakeview for different reasons. And each is keeping a secret. But if everyone is hiding something, how will they ever become friends? Natalie Goode is a city girl and she's way more interested in fresh sushi than fresh air. So she's bummed when her mother ships her off to "Camp Lake-puke" to broaden her horizons. But before long, Natalie notices there are some pretty cool girls are camp (and even some cute boys, too). If she can loosen up, she might even enjoy herself - unless the secret she's been keeping gets in her way... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lauren Davis. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lili/003246/bk_lili_003246_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Audible Technology Review, August 2015 (English), Hörbuch, Digital, 88min
In this issue:"Facebook Instant Articles Just Don't Add Up for Publishers" by Michael Wolff. "Probing the Dark Side of Google's Ad-Targeting System" by Tom Simonite. "Artificial Intelligence That Makes Your Smartphone Smarter" by Rachel Metz. "Self-Charging Phones Are on the Way, Finally" by Rachel Metz. "Smartphones (and Motorcycles) Fuel Hyperlocal E-Commerce in India" by George Anders. "Inside India's Phablet Revolution" by George Anders. "Is Now a Good Time to Meet Your New Virtual Assistant?" by Will Knight. "Inside Amazon's Warehouse, Human-Robot Symbiosis" by Will Knight. "How to Stop Virtual Reality from Making You Want to Puke" by Rachel Metz. "Automated Vehicles: One Eye on the Road, Another on You" by Will Knight. "Teach Your Fitness Band to Track Biceps Curls and More" by Rachel Metz. "The Great Cancer Test Experiment" by Antonio Reglado."When a Fetus's Test Finds a Mother’s Cancer" by Anna Nowogrodzki. "Should Babies Have Their Genomes Sequenced?" by Anna Nowogrodzki. Language: English. Narrator: Todd Mundt. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pe/trev/150801/pe_trev_150801_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Life After Coffee , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 548min
Last week, high-powered coffee buyer Amy O'Hara was trekking through the Ethiopian cloud forest on the verge of a discovery that could save the coffee bean from extinction. This week, she's unexpectedly fired. Suddenly Amy's days are no longer filled with meetings and upscale tastings, but with put-together PTA moms, puke-ridden playdates, and dirty dishes. Her husband has locked himself in the garage in order to write the Great American Screenplay, while both kids are steaming mad at her because she insists on dressing them like normal people and won't give up sending them to school with healthy lunches. It's becoming clear that Amy may just be the world's most incompetent mother, and she's beginning to wonder if the only thing she's good for is bringing home the bacon. When salvation appears in the form of a movie-mogul ex-boyfriend who wants to employ her husband and rekindle their relationship, Amy starts to find she's sorely tempted. One thing is certain: whatever happens, she's going to need a lot more caffeine. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Teri Schnaubelt. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/008325/bk_brll_008325_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A Boyfriend For Christmas , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 44min, (USK 18)
Brynn just wants her luck to change. She wants to find a job, get a boyfriend and have her best friend move out. She and her best friend Barb make a wish that they will get boyfriends for Christmas. Just when she thinks her luck is changing she gets into a car accident with her sister's ex-boyfriend Daz. Daz was her high school crush and a jerk and Brynn is annoyed at herself for feeling butterflies as they argue. She decides to put him out of her mind and focus on a relationship with her new boss Doug. Only things never seem to go as planned for Brynn. She has a crazy encounter at the holiday party that threatens to ruin her friendship with Barb. Add to that craziness her sister shows up looking like a stripper and Barb's kids are about to puke from too much cake. Brynn's not sure what's going to happen next but she may just get her Christmas wish after-all. "A Boyfriend For Christmas" is a short story. It is funny and romantic but also contains some sexually explicit language. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Leyna Baltimore. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/017399/bk_acx0_017399_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Radiation Days: The Rollicking, Light-Hearted Story of a Man and His Cancer , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 343min
What's it worth to you to live another year? Writer, poet, foodie, and storyteller Lynn Hoffman considers that question in Radiation Days, a memoir of his experience fighting throat cancer. How many arrows will you put up with? How often are you willing to puke? What's a good day, no, what's a good enough day? Is there anything in your life that you care about so much that you'll let the archer shoot every day rather than take Death's hand? So far, there is something for me. There's my kid, there's poetry, and story-telling. There's the memory of teaching, eating, drinking, dancing, and being silly. There's the flight to Milan and the ferry to Staten Island. There's a love, there are friends. There's curiosity, vanity and even still, a bit of lust, a love of laughing. But I'm pretty thin and the price of time gets higher with each tick. In a memoir filled with humor, wit, and practicality along with doses of hilarious crankiness, touching vulnerability, and poetic triumph, Hoffman creates an uplifting must-listen for anyone who has ever battled something they were told was "unbeatable". ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lynn Hoffman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/017814/bk_adbl_017814_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Neuroscience: Understanding Emotions, Resilience, and Intelligence , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 275min
Hallucinations - you are seeing and hearing things that aren't there, but did you know those aren't the only two kinds? Hallucinations can stem from any one of the five senses. You can smell something that isn't there, taste something you haven't eaten in months, or feel something that just isn't there. Learn even more about hallucinations, including natural treatments and ways to care for those who have them by listening to this book.Emotional resilience. What is it? Is it good or bad? How can I get it and make it stronger? Can anyone have emotional resilience? Does it affect kids differently? Find your answers here.Bulimia, where girls eat a lot and then go puke it up, so they can stay skinny, right? Not quite. In reality, the truth is much more complicated. Bulimia is an emotional eating disorder, usually due to low self-esteem stemming from being/thinking they're overweight. Learn the truth and clear away the lies surrounding this dangerous disorder.Brain cancers are some of the worst cancers out there. They're something that we wish we could wish away into nonexistence. Unfortunately, we can't. What we can do is learn to watch for the signs and about natural treatments. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kevin Tromp. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/178925/bk_acx0_178925_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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How to Screw Up Your Marriage: Do-Over Tips for First-Time Failures , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 250min
Let's face it. People keep getting married. Yet over 40% of first marriages end in divorce and up to 67% of second do, too, with statistics becoming predictably more dismal as the number of trips to the altar rack up. It seems like, for many of us, the longing to be half of a couple so in love they make other people want to puke is too strong to ignore. The problem is, we've all grown up to expect that fairytale endings happen by accident, that if we wish upon a star, or let down our golden hair, then, blammo, we'll get our happily ever after. In other words, we're lazy and feel entitled to have the one thing we want most in the world - the one thing we should work hardest to create and nurture - without doing squat to make our dreams reality. We fall in love, we marry, we pout, we nag, we sulk, and we sabotage. How to Screw Up Your Marriage interrupts the pity party with a no-nonsense formula for couplehood success, written by a human relations expert who is herself in a wonderfully nauseating marriage with a passel of his and hers kids. 2nd Place, 2012 Houston Writers Guild Narrative Nonfiction Manuscript Contest. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sandy Weaver Carman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/008170/bk_acx0_008170_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Goon , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 210min
Relentless as a Texas death-match, Goon is a no-holds-barred festival of body slams; an insatiable orgy of pile-drivers and sexual grotesqueries, of neck-breakers, drop-kicks, and more blood and guts than a fish-market floor. Six-foot-9 and 400 pounds, hailing from parts unknown, he is the one-man walking gore machine of the Deep South Wrestling Conference, and his name is Goon. But Detective Phillip Straker isn't a wrestling fan. The bodies pile up like dirty laundry: sex-obsessed tramps used as playthings by some unspeakable creature. Straker is determined to solve the rash of mutilation murders with trimmings that beg description. Is it just coincidence, or do all the victims have something in common? Investigative reporter Melinda Pierce will do anything to find out, by offering herself up as a sexual spittoon in order to infiltrate the arcane and lust-drenched warrens of the backstage of professional wrestling. There in malodorous locker rooms and unsavory motels, she partakes in carnal forays so gross, so downright nasty they'd make a porn star puke. Goon, this human juggernaut, this masked rack of guts, muscle and mayhem. Is Goon just a wrestler gone insane? Or is he something hideously worse? It just might leave you down for the count. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Hempel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/069844/bk_acx0_069844_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Rule #1: You Can't Date the Coach's Daughter: The Rules of Love , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 282min
There are two types of people in high school: the ones you can date and the ones you can’t. Unfortunately for me, I’m the latter. Even though I’m around hot football players every afternoon, they are not allowed to date me. If they even come close to flirting, my dad, Coach “The Boss” Davis, makes them run laps around the field until they puke. Nothing scares off a boy more than the threat of physical pain. Not only has he forbidden me to date anyone at all, he’s even made me the football team’s water girl so he can keep tabs on me. Apparently, overprotective dad is a fabulous guy deterrent. Outdoor shops should find a way to bottle it and sell it. They’d make a killing. What Dad doesn’t know is that I spend every last second of those two blissful hours of practice in the scorching California heat staring at Tyson Blake. He is the epitome of perfection in a six-foot-two, incredibly toned, smells-good-even-when-he-sweats senior body. And when he smiles, angels sing. Literally. And Dad hates him. It feels a bit cliche to say I fell for the one guy who would send Dad’s already high blood pressure over the the top, but it’s true. There’s something about Tyson. Something he’s trying to hide. But I can see through his cocky persona, and I know there’s something more. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Liz Krane. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/124749/bk_acx0_124749_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Kay's Anatomy
HOME LEARNING JUST GOT GROSS . . . THE RECORD-BREAKING NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER FROM THE UK'S BESTSELLING NON-FICTION AUTHOR.Discover all the weird and wonderful things that go on inside your body with Dr Adam Kay. Covers key stage 2 / 3 human biology syllabus (in a slightly repulsive way).'Hilarious and fascinating! I wish Adam had been my biology teacher' - Konnie HuqDo you ever think about your body and how it all works? Like really properly think about it? The human body is extraordinary and fascinating and, well . . . pretty weird. Yours is weird, mine is weird, your maths teacher's is even weirder.This book is going to tell you what's actually going on in there, and answer the really important questions, like:Are bogeys safe to eat? Look, if your nose is going to all that effort of creating a snack, the least we can do is check out its nutritional value. (Yes, they're safe. Chew away!)And how much of your life will you spend on the toilet? About a year - so bring a good book. (I recommend this one.)So sit back, relax, put on some rubber gloves, and let a doctor take you on a poo (and puke) filled tour of your insides. Welcome to Kay's Anatomy*.*a fancy word for your body. See, you're learning already.'The sort of book I would have loved as a child' - Malorie Blackman'Like listening to a teacher who makes pupils fall about' - The Times'Absolutely packed with facts... Entertaining and highly informative' - Daily Mail'As brilliant, and revolting, as the human body it celebrates' - The i newspaper'Totally brilliant!' - Jacqueline Wilson'If only this funny and informative book had been around when I was too embarrassed to teach my kids about bodily functions' - David Baddiel- Shop: buecher
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