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    Housekeeping , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 162min
    When Nicky Hauser walks in on his restaurant-owner boyfriend having sex with a waiter, Nicky loses his lover, his job, and his home all in one night. Although he’s nearly thirty, he’s never settled on a true career, and he has nothing to show for his years with Tom. Depressed and unable to find work, Nicky ends up couch-surfing with friends until he lands a house-sitting gig for a wealthy family. When Nicky’s clients discover that he loves to clean, demand for his services skyrockets. Word of mouth leads him to Spencer Cartwright, a busy computer consultant and a slob. Spencer and his wife divorced when he came out, but he’s never found the time or courage to settle down with a man. As Nicky sets Spencer’s house to rights, the two men find friendship. But Nicky’s past experiences make him wary of risking everything on love. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: K.C. Kelly. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/026598/bk_acx0_026598_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Karla Loses Control: A Rough FFM Ménage à Trois , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 17min, (USK 18)
    Karla can't believe how unhappy she's become since she moved in with her boyfriend Danny. He's a complete slob, and he just doesn't seem to care at all about her feelings the way he did before they moved in together. She's ready to give him a definite ultimatum, but she can't because her best friend Sienna is coming over, and with the way the two of them compete, she sure doesn't want to let her see them arguing. They argue though, and Sienna's idea of reducing the tension is kind of unconventional. Before she knows it, Karla is having her first lesbian sex experience in the middle of a rough threesome! Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity during an ffm threesome sex encounter. It includes reluctant sex, rough sex, first lesbian sex, forced deepthroat, spanking, sex toys, and cum facial humiliation. It is intended for mature readers who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jennifer Saucedo. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/011018/bk_acx0_011018_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    7 Day DIY Housekeeping Handbook: A Beginner's Guide to Becoming De-Cluttered in 7 Days for Disorganized People , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 24min
    Have you ever looked around your house and thought to yourself, "How did this mess happen?" It seems that the very essence of everyday life is enough to completely run down any home. After just a few days tables are cluttered, counter tops have become catch-alls, and you may begin to wonder to yourself what all this chaos says about you as a person. Don't worry! You are not a terrible slob just because you may not have a natural gift for organization. A lot of the people who seem to have it all together haven't done so with just pure ingenuity and innate cleanliness - they have had access to training and tools to help them. Organization is a type of discipline, but it's also more than that. To be truly organized takes a lot of consideration. You have to really assess and understand your surroundings. Sometimes it's accomplished intuitively, while other times you have to try hard to figure out what you can do to create a more liveable space for yourself. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Daigle. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/029807/bk_acx0_029807_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Joy of Leaving Your Sh*t All over the Place: The Art of Being Messy , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 113min
    The anti-clutter movement is having a moment. You may have heard about a book - an entire book - written on the topic of tidiness and how magical and life-changing it is to neaten up and throw away your belongings. Yes, you read that correctly. It's time to fight that ridiculousness and to start buying even more stuff and leaving it any place you want. Guess what, neatniks? Science shows that messy people are more creative.* Being a slob is an art, and there's a fine line between being a consumer and being a hoarder. Don't cross that line. This book tells you how to clutter mindfully and with great joy. The results are mind-blowing. Your plants will stop dying. Your whiskey bottle will never run dry. Your drugstore points will finally add up to a free jar of salsa and some nice shampoo. You'll go shopping and discover that you've lost weight.... It's time to take back your life from the anti-clutter movement.  *As well as smarter and more attractive. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Erin Yuen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/drms/003647/bk_drms_003647_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Coming Clean , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 504min
    Eleven years ago, Sophie and Greg couldn’t get enough of each other. A pair of full-time jobs and two kids later, they’re in therapy asking themselves where all the sexy times went. Sophie thinks she knows: They’re buried under Greg’s mess. And even though her slob of a husband tries to make up for his shortcomings by cooking the occasional meal, Sophie is left to clean umpteen dirty dishes. The last straw is when Greg uses some inheritance money to buy a World War II Sherman tank, which starts World War III in their marriage. Sophie doesn’t so much surrender as retreat - right out of the relationship. While Greg almost immediately shacks up with someone else, Sophie finds herself facing even more uncertainty due to a job reorganization. And even though she begins to lose her heart to a high school crush, Sophie starts to realize that a shiny new relationship doesn’t always offer the softest place to fall...and she may find self-acceptance and love in the place she least expects it. NOTE: This book contains explicit language. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ruth Galliers. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/crte/000169/bk_crte_000169_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Tin , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 483min
    Men and I are done. Whatever entertaining notions I enjoy while screwing around with the random guys that cross my path are exactly that. Entertaining. I don't want more. I'm not capable of more. More would mean feeling. Would entail wanting. Desiring. And a slew of other emotions I haven’t experienced in over three years. And it's not due to any stupid naive intention of trying to keep my heart from breaking, nor is it as a result of having it broken by some poor slob who should have known better. I can't feel. I don't have a heart. Period. And it's going to take more than following some magic yellow brick road to get me a new one. Even if that road does lead straight to Riker - the only soul on earth who's as close to being dead as I am... and brings me as close to being alive as I'll ever be.Warning - This story contains adult material and possible emotional triggers for listeners with a history of abuse. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kacey Czosnowski. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/216331/bk_acx0_216331_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Dead on Arrival: An Urban Fantasy Story (Death Dealers, Book 1) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 612min
    Tell me if you've heard this one before.Two bodies walk out of a morgue.... Harper Matthews is a Death Dealer. Not that she knows it. Her magic is dud; medicated out of her. At least she hopes so. In her world, she's a 25-year-old-girl whose life is already a mess. Between the boss she can't stand, the jerk she's dating, and the foulmouthed slob who lives below her, she's about ready to hide and never come out. The thing is, she might just need to do that. When the body she is working on in the morgue gets up and walks out the door, Harper's pretty sure she didn't cause it.Bounty hunter Ethan Stone knows what Harper is, and he's trying to help her. He has seen what is coming; who is looking for her. He knows, firsthand, what happens when a Magical denies what they are. If only she'd listen.If you like Jim Butcher, Shayne Silvers, Michael Anderle, Ilona Andrews, Patricia Briggs, K.F. Breene, or Faith Hunter, you'll love the Death Dealers series. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christina Jones. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/229549/bk_acx0_229549_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Who Put That Hair in My Toothbrush? , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 366min
    Megin is 12; her brother Greg is 14. Megin is a slob; Greg is fastidious. They call each other Megamouth and Grosso. Between the two, the household is filled with their teasing and fighting. They are experts at the usual games of sibling rivalry and experts at inventing new ones. From carefully-planted cockroaches to creme doughnut fights, Megin and Greg's antics keep them in constant trouble. But even as they think up new ways to bug each other, they are also growing up. Soon, their rivalry will put them both to tests that have higher stakes than either Megin or Greg can imagine. Jerry Spinelli, a Newbery Medalist, has raised six children, so he has plenty of firsthand information about kids like Megin and Greg. This energetic audiobook is a riotous trip through the early teenage years, especially with its dual narration by two of the most spirited readers of children's literature. If you enjoy this book, listen to Jerry Spinelli's Crash, an ALSC Notable Recording. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christina Moore, Johnny Heller. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/reco/007876/bk_reco_007876_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Spare the Rod : Heretic Doms Club, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 903min
    Gray Andino is a Denver cop with a pain kink and a history of falling in love with the wrong people. He’s jealous of his friends’ newfound happiness, but with a brain that won’t shut up and a need to argue everything, finding his own soul mate seems impossible, so he settles for meaningless sex and doling out pain with willing subs.Subs like Avery Barron. When Avery asks to stay with Gray for a few weeks, Gray reluctantly agrees. Avery may be the perfect sub, but as an accidental roommate, he sucks. The younger child of rich, indulgent parents, Avery is an entitled slob with a disdain for rules, a lack of ambition, and an obsession with social media. Gray tolerates his presence, but when Avery breaks one of Gray’s ground rules, he punishes him and takes away his phone. Deprived of his usual echo chamber, Avery feels lost until he discovers a local Tap House, a piano, and his buried love of music. The more Avery plays, the more the community around him blossoms. For the first time in his life, Avery has a purpose and goals for the future. But the thing he longs for most - Gray’s love and respect - may be forever out of reach. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Solo. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/182842/bk_acx0_182842_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Whateverland: Learning to Live Here , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 437min
    An exuberantly, hilariously irreverent guide to life from the hosts of Whatever with Alexis and Jennifer and Whatever, Martha! No one tells it like it is quite like the Whatever duo of Alexis Stewart and Jennifer Koppelman Hutt. Now they share their colorful commentary and edgy common sense on every aspect of life, from food and eating ("Does Talking to Pop Tarts Mean You're Crazy?") to fashion and grooming ("The Devil Wore Palazzo Pants") to cleaning and organizing ("Not a Hoarder, Still a Slob"). You'll see it's okay not to measure up to perfectionistic standards of behavior and achievement at home, at work, and in relationships. Once you level with yourself and lighten up, life can be happier - and a hell of a lot more fun. Tackles essential life issues - including sex and dating, weight loss and body issues, marriage and relationships, cooking and kitchenphobia, and more Shares Alexis and Jennifer's outrageously funny and honest stories and surprisingly helpful advice Reveals Alexis and Jennifer's deepest, darkest personality quirks Shows the importance of self-acceptance, complete honesty, and a wicked sense of humor So what if you're not perfect - whatever! Get the real-deal advice of Alexis and Jennifer in Whateverland. It's definitely not your mother's self-help book.PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Deanna Hurst, Catherine Gaffney. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/005681/bk_adbl_005681_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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