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The Futurological Congress

'A giant of twentieth-century science fiction' Guardian'This Room Guaranteed BOMB-FREE. From the Management'Hapless cosmonaut Ijon Tichy has been sent back to earth to attend the Eighth Futurological Congress in smog-bound, overpopulated Costa Rica, holed up with an assortment of scientists in a luxury hotel (fully equipped with tear gas sprinklers in case things get out of hand). But when an unfortunate incident occurs involving a revolution and hallucinogenic drugs in the water supply, Tichy finds himself shot, frozen and thawed out in a future beyond anything he could ever have imagined.

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The Misadventures of Hobart Hucklebuck: Magic & Mayhem , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 352min

Things are not as they should be in Pennywhistle. Enchanted toasters are not toasting, enchanted sprinklers are not sprinkling, and Hobart Hucklebuck's origami messenger birds are suddenly attacking him. Someone seems to be draining the power from all of the enchanted items in the village. But who could it be, and why have they implicated Hobart's grandfather?The Misadventures of Hobart Hucklebuck follows Hobart and his friends, Specks Spacklethack and Rosie Rumpleskirt, as they try to solve this mystery and free Hobart's grandfather from the Tower of Tribulation on Mumblemonk Mountain. The trio's investigation into the mysterious happenings on Druid Lane gets them into hot water more than once and ultimately brings them dangerously close to disaster not only for themselves but the entire village of Pennywhistle. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Emily Wylie. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/222456/bk_acx0_222456_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Summer

Summer is the fourth volume of the Seasons quartet, a collection of short prose and diaries written by a father for his youngest daughter, with stunning artwork by Anselm Kiefer.Your voice woke me up around eight this morning, it sounded unusually close, since, as I discovered upon opening my eyes, you were lying in our bed. You smiled at me and began talking. I made coffee and had a smoke in the office before I ate breakfast with you, and when your mother got up, I came in here to write a new piece.In Summer, Karl Ove Knausgaard writes about long days full of sunlight, eating ice cream with his children, lawn sprinklers and ladybirds. He experiments with the beginnings of a novel and keeps a diary in which the small events of his family's life are recorded. Against a canvas of memories, longings, and experiences of art and literature, he searches for the meaning of moments as they pass us by.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 397: The Bachelorette, Running Around without Diapers, and On-Time Ejaculations, Hörbuch, Digital, 32min, (USK 18)

What do naked toddlers, TV's reality show The Bachelorette, and premature ejaculation all have in common? They are topics up for discussion by Susie on today's show. We begin with a look at why parents can't handle little kids running naked through sprinklers anymore. Seems there much controversy about whether this old-fashioned kiddy fun is now too risqué.Next, Susie turns to a story from fellow sexpert Cory Silverberg called "Why I Love Premature Ejaculation". What? If you thought coming too soon is supposed to be a source of shame rather then something to rejoice in, here's a different take on it. Susie believes we need to rethink the question of why there is a right or wrong time for letting loose.Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, a listener wants Susie's take on whether or not saying "I love your ass" is romantic or an insult.Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. (Episode 397, August 7, 2009) Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/090807/pf_suzy_090807_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Raising Dragons: Dragons in Our Midst #1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 589min

The kids at school call Billy "Dragon Breath" for good reason. His breath is bad! It isn't the normal, morning-mouth bad; it's the hot-as-fire, "don't-you-dare-get-near-me" bad. And hearing "Dragon Breath" ringing in his ears, he constantly tries to cool his oral volcano. Trouble erupts when his hot breath sets off the fire sprinklers in the boys' restroom at school, and his parents learn that they've kept their secret for too long. Billy finally discovers the secret. His father was once a dragon! Now that's a piece of news a guy doesn't deal with every day! Billy feels betrayed, alien, lost. When his father reverts to his dragon form, and they're both chased by dragon slayers, he learns to trust his father again, battling the slayers with weapons of steel and spirit. Bonnie, an orphan, tries to find a home, someone to love her, even though she feels like a freak because of a body feature that she calls a deformity, her dragon wings, inherited from her now dead dragon mother. She discovers that her love for others and her faith in a Creator hold the answers she is looking for. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Peter Sandon. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/oasi/000264/bk_oasi_000264_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Overwhelmed by You: Tear Asunder, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 624min

From New York Times and USA Today best-selling author Nashoda Rose Love is ugly, and secrets will destroy you. Kat I don't beg. I don't cry. And I don't give second chances. Ream, the lead guitarist of the rock band Tear Asunder, deserves a gold medal for best dick move ever when he ran the moment he discovered my secret after two days of hot sex. Then he brought some chick to my coming home from the hospital party - after being shot. I hate him. Until... Ream's six-foot-two frame unfolded out of the car after being gone on tour for eight months. I stared. And, in my defense, any girl would stare. It would almost be rude not to, because Ream was the type of guy who stood out. Not because he was loud and obnoxious. No, it was because he was the complete opposite. Subtle and dangerously quiet. If he spoke you'd better hope he liked you, because otherwise you'd be falling at his feet begging for mercy. Except me... I don't beg - ever. But when our eyes locked, it was Ream's steady confidence that had my nerves shooting off like jet sprinklers. Then... Ream told me he didn't need a second chance, because he was still working on his first. Ream Sex is ugly. It's using someone for your own narcissistic pleasure. I did it, but hated it - until her. She was unexpected. Then I had to wreck our beginning with my screwed up past. I don't deserve her, but I'm selfish, and I'm taking her anyway. This is who I am, and it's too late to change me. For mature audiences, 18+. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: J. F. Harding, Kate Russell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/026928/bk_adbl_026928_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Luscious Lesbians: Five Lesbian Sex Erotica Stories , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 80min, (USK 18)

Here are five red-hot girl-on-girl stories. Whether you’re looking for sweet seduction or a little bit of rough sex; whether you want to see lesbian group sex or one-on-one lesbian erotica; and whether you want the boys absent or ffm threesome magic - this collection is perfect for you! 1. Experiencing Emily: A Teacher/Student First Lesbian Sex Short by Susan FletcherProfessor Natalie is tired of the Harvard politics bullshit. In fact, she’s downright bitter, and she’s not above causing a bit of mayhem; in this case smoking and setting off the sprinklers and the fire alarm. Unfortunately for her, one of her students catches her. Fortunately for Natalie, though, Emily is very curious and very attracted to the professor, so instead of trouble, she gets to lead the beautiful college girl right down the path to her very first lesbian sex encounter.2. Being Handy: Bobby’s First Threesome by Hope ParsonsBobby can’t believe his luck. He gets some handyman work online to help two women put some furniture together. They’re beautiful, like a wet dream come true, and he can’t believe how hot they are, but when he finishes one project and searches them out for some direction to the next, they’re in the middle of hot lesbian sex! He’s floored, but the best is yet to come because the girls want him to join in for an ffm threesome complete with oral sex and anal sex!3. Blood Lust: A Vampire Erotica Lesbian Short by Kandace TunnJoAnn hasn’t learned to control her appetite, and that spells trouble for her and her maker. If every time she has sex she’s going to drain the partner of his blood, the trail of bodies will certainly lead to trouble! Perhaps the only way for the ancient vampire Sherilyn to keep her protégé under control is to make sure she satisfies her...herself! A lesbian experience is incredible enough, but when it comes with the heightened senses of a vampire, there’s nothing more powerful!p ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: JD Joseph. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/173744/bk_acx0_173744_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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