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    Replay , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 216min
    Leo's papa stood in the doorway, gazing down at him. "Leo, you make gold from pebbles," and the way he said it, Leo could tell that this was a good thing. He may have been given a bit part in the school play, but Leo dreams he is the biggest star on Broadway. Sure, his big, noisy family makes him feel like a sardine squashed in a tin, but in his fantasy he gets all the attention he wants. Yes, his papa seems sad and distracted, but Leo imagines him as a boy, tap-dancing and singing with delight. That's why they call Leo "fog boy". He's always dreaming, always replaying things in his brain. He fantasizes about who he is in order to discover who he will become. As an actor in the school play, he is poised and ready for the curtain to open. But in the play that is his life, Leo is eager to discover what part will be his. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher Burns. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/001150/bk_harp_001150_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Not the Nine O'Clock News: Hedgehog Sandwich (VintageBeeb), Hörbuch, Digital, 47min
    Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson star in highlights from the groundbreaking BBC TV comedy sketch series. Not the Nine O'Clock News is regarded as one of the classics of British television comedy. Written by some of Britain's finest comedy writers, including Richard Curtis (Four Weddings and a Funeral, Blackadder), Guy Jenkin (Outnumbered, Drop the Dead Donkey), David Renwick (One Foot in the Grave) and Andrew Marshall (2point4 children), the show was innovative, rude - and extremely funny. This hilarious compilation includes some of the best sketches and songs, including '(I Like) Trucking', 'England My Leotard', 'Supa Dupa', as well as the Barry Manilow and Ronald Reagan songs. With its irreverent and outrageous look at everything from University Challenge, marriage, and lager to bad language and squashed hedgehogs, this release features some of the sharpest, wittiest comedy to have graced the small screen. Language: English. Narrator: Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/bbcw/006835/bk_bbcw_006835_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Ratscalibur , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 216min
    The New York Times best-selling author of I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President reinvents the Excalibur legend - with rats! When Joey is bitten by an elderly rat, he goes from aspiring seventh-grader to three-inch tall rodent. At first, Joey is amazed by his new rat self. The city streets call to him at night. Smells that would have repelled him before are suddenly tantalizing. (A chicken bone? Yes! A squashed cockroach? Like perfume!) And wow, the freedom! But when a bout of hunger leads Joey to pull the spork from the scone, he finds himself at the center of a longtime rat prophecy. Joey has unwittingly unlocked the sword Ratscalibur; and now, it is up to him to protect his new rat friends from the evil crows who seek to destroy their peaceful kingdom. But what does an 11-year-old know about actual swordplay? And what happens when Joey no longer wants to be a rat? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Edoardo Ballerini. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lili/001834/bk_lili_001834_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    A little book that may be of some help to you: How to Develop Courage as a Creative Thinker (Creative Flow, Volume 1) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 89min
    What is it that artists and creative thinkers really need to stay in the creative flow?    In A little book that may be of some help to you: How to develop courage as a creative thinker, Jessica Doyle touches on the encouragement needed to bring out the creative energies that are commonly squashed or stifled by issues such as self-doubt, fear, and employment.   Specifically, you'll learn how emptying out preconceived beliefs and becoming more independent will connect one to their highest creative potential. Dr. Doyle helps you discover:   How you can create your own personal success for your life, mind, and creative practice.   Why creativity seems so elusive and why your states of awareness are the key to creating.  Why people unnecessarily put off their work and how you can keep it going and “on” the way you want.   How understanding the ethereal nature of creating will transform your mind with unending ideas.  What the missing ingredients are for creating, appreciating, and enjoying a pleasurable career.  And more. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Danika Fields. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/105648/bk_acx0_105648_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Brought to Book , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 423min
    Bognor tries to understand how a publishing magnate could have been crushed by smut. Before retiring for the night, Vernon Hemlock pours a brandy, lights a cigar, and takes a look at his cache of pornography. Far more than a wad of dirty magazines stashed under a mattress, this is a collection of some of the world's finest erotica, dating back as far as a dirty doodle drawn by da Vinci. The millionaire publisher is perusing the Swedish section when the shelves begin to move. By the time he notices the walls closing in on him, it is too late. Vernon Hemlock has been flattened by filth. This would not normally bother Simon Bognor, but he fears it will be bad news for his book deal. A stridently lazy Board of Trade investigator, Bognor stumbled his way into a handshake deal with Hemlock to write a kind of memoir. With his publisher dead, Bognor has no choice but to find the man who squashed the king of porn and confront his own greatest fear: hard work. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Lee. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/017324/bk_adbl_017324_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Mordecai's Conversion: The Miraculous Misadventures of Mordecai Lincoln: Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 666min
    This novel is a slightly irreverent, fast-paced, fun adventure set in the 1830s. It features a host of genuine characters including: missionaries, mountain men, Southern belles, ladies of the night, aboriginal beauties, runaway slaves, traveling troubadours, any number of scalawags, and several Indian nations. Based on actual events and several real persons of that era, it contains mortifying, hair-breadth escapes and well-deserved comeuppances throughout. The story follows young Mordecai Lincoln (prudish Baptist parson and greenhorn pilgrim) as he travels west - intent only on revenge. He is chasing after the man who so suddenly squashed young Lincoln's rising hopes for evangelical (and worldly) glory. None other than the Right Reverend Jason Lee, Methodist missionary to the Flathead and Nez Perce Indians. Along the way our "hero" awakens to the wondrous West and learns some most valuable lessons. Among these: how to beak a Comanche mule, drop "buffaler" in their tracks, and purchase a devoted wife. Will Mordecai also survive corrupt officials, prison, hanging by border thugs, and the flux and fur trade rivalries to finally bring down the Lord's (and Mordecai Lincoln's) justice upon Jason Lee? Listen and ye shall see. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Wayne Hughes. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/042195/bk_acx0_042195_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Fury of the Bold: Privateer Tales, Book 14 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 473min
    A looming alien horde. A buried alien weapon. One last chance to save humanity.   Liam Hoffen and his crew may have squashed a few alien bugs, but they’re nowhere near ready for the coming swarm. Left for dead on a backwater planet, Liam must crawl through ancient alien ruins in search of an advanced weapon. Piecing it together is the only way to hold the Kroerak forces at bay until reinforcements arrive - if they arrive at all. Marny Bertrand has never left a crew member behind, and she’s not about to start now. When she discovers Liam is still alive, she'll put everything on the line and mount a reckless rescue mission. If she can’t reach her stranded crew before their defenses fall, enemy droves will get their claws on the only weapon capable of saving humanity.  Fury of the Bold is the second audiobook in a standalone trilogy in the Privateer Tales epic, a series of high-octane space operas. If you like quirky crews, bold space battles, and alien artifacts, then you’ll love Jamie McFarlane’s rollicking 14th entry in the Privateer Tales saga.  ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mikael Naramore. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/116123/bk_acx0_116123_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Monster and Chips: Night of the Living Bread , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 107min
    Do you dare to enter Fuzzby's Monster Diner? Taste the foul food served up at Fuzzby's and meet the amazing monster customers! The second book in this laugh-out-loud series from talented author and illustrator David O'Connell. Somewhere hidden in the city is a very special diner. What's so special about it? Well it does the best chips anywhere and the customers are monsters! Joe the ‘hooman' is getting the hang of flipping squashed-frog burgers at the monster diner. He's even made some monster friends. But things heat up in Fuzzby's kitchen when Joe and Fuzzby are asked to cater the Night Mayor's feast at the mysterious Tower of Doom. Rumour is that if the Night Mayor doesn't like the food, the monster chefs are thrown into the dungeon...forever! Joe and Fuzzby prepare slugs-on-sticks, dangerous pie (warning: do not turn your back on it), and twitching toad sausages to impress the Night Mayor. And if that doesn't work there's always the Ultimate Pizza of Darkness.... Will the brave pair return to the monster diner? Or have they served their last bowl of bumbean stew? With cartoon strips, revolting recipes, and a specials board that'll make your tummy churn, take a seat at Fuzzby's and join the fun. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Oliver J. Hembrough. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hcuk/001512/bk_hcuk_001512_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Donkey: A Stepbrother Sports Romance , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 545min
    Such a huge prick... They call him The Donkey because of the size of his dick. I call him it because he's a complete and total ass. I hate Landon Maddox with a passion, and I haven't even met him yet. Underwear model, star quarterback, arrogant, muscle-headed prick. I never wanted a stepbrother in the first place, and now I have one that thinks he's a God. Seriously. If his most famous asset isn't beaming down at me from billboard posters all over the city, he's spread across the front pages of every single newspaper, always for the wrong reasons. Landon Maddox is everywhere I look, and now I have to spend the next seven days with him for real, squashed into a tiny cottage in the middle of nowhere. I'm not even kidding. Family vacation with the man I spend my lifetime trying to avoid. Getting to know the enemy with nowhere left to escape. That's not the worst thing either. Apparently there aren't enough bedrooms for us all, which means The Donkey and I have to share. Me and The Donkey in the same room together for a week? With that thing between his legs? Now I know I'm definitely going to scream. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sierra Kline. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/098081/bk_acx0_098081_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Origin of F.O.R.C.E. , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 731min
    The Chrysallaman Empire made contact in 1947. Their mission was simple: find a suitable planet for colonization. Rich with land, minerals and water, Earth - HG-281- could boast only of a primitive race of defenders known as Humans, bugs who could be easily squashed by the might of a single Chrysallaman's mind. When a Chrysallaman ship is unexpectedly brought down in Roswell, New Mexico, the aliens return to their home planet to regroup, leaving behind a broken ship and a young alien boy who would grow to become one of Earth's greatest assets - and her greatest ally. Mankind has 60 years to prepare a strategy to defend against not only superior technology, but superior psychic ability and strength. F.O.R.C.E., an elite group of military personnel, brilliant scientists, and a sombrero-wearing alien, is formed to develop a worldwide defense, the likes of which the Chrysallamans have never known. Spanning six decades, the defining technological achievements, people and events of human history, from the Roswell incident to the Dali Lama to the Hubble telescope to the Pioneer missions, are masterfully re-envisioned and woven into The Origin of F.O.R.C.E. As they learn to work with each other, the humorous, tumultuous and sometimes romantic interactions of the F.O.R.C.E. team bring the book to life. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Pirhalla. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/066015/bk_acx0_066015_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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