371 Results for : snarky
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Gertrude, Gumshoe Cozy Mystery Box Set: Books 1–6 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 1334min
This audiobook features the complete best-selling cozy mystery series!You know that eccentric great-aunt no one wants to sit beside at family functions? Or that neighbor who's just a little too strange to get to know? Or the pushy woman at the thrift store?Maybe you know Gertrude.She's a smidge snarky. She's frightfully frugal. And she's fearless. She'll find a body in a house of balls. She'll tick off the local police. She'll go undercover at Goodwill. And she might even manage to get herself kidnapped while yardsaling. All in the name of justice. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Darlene Allen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/132920/bk_acx0_132920_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Domme by Default , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 130min, (USK 18)
Kinky never looked so normal. When a wife is faced with the question of what she is willing to do for love, her answer is...anything. She sets aside her own inhibitions to fulfill her husband's wildest fantasies. But at what cost to her peace of mind? What do you do when you've been appointed your husband's Domme by default? Warning: This story includes erotic M/F BDSM sex and related activities including anal play/sex/toys, a home improvement-challenged husband, a snarky, sarcastic wife, and the portrayal of a kinder, gentler side of BDSM. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ramona Master. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/057473/bk_acx0_057473_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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I Thought We Agreed to Pee in the Ocean: And Other Amusings from a Girl Wearing Sweatpants , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 380min
From mourning the finale of a beloved television series to accidentally attending a pole dancing class intended for professional strippers, this collection captures life's absurdities through the perspective of an everywoman. Alena Dillon invites listeners to laugh along with her as she reflects on universal experiences including diet frustration (the devil is in the Doritos), as well as situations uniquely Dillon's own, such as pounding on the side of a moving Mister Softee truck. Her widely recognizable stories of love, rejection, body image, snarky baristas, bargain hunting, ill-timed snorting, and, of course, public urination, will leave you reeling. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Julia Maggiola. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/047660/bk_acx0_047660_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Hospital Blood Night: The Bluesman, Book 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 47min
The bluesman - musician, magician, lethal killer. Thrown into our world from a parallel universe, the bluesman seeks to save the Earth from being overrun by the horrid, mutated creatures that came with him. Armed with magic, skill, and his snarky companion, Scotch, he faces these monsters hoping to create a peaceful world for all.In The Bluesman, Book 4: Hospital Blood Night, Scotch's father suffers a heart attack and ends up at a hospital infested with monsters that love the taste of a dying heart. But for Scotch, the battle with his father may end up more dangerous than some monsters from a parallel universe. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Stuart Jaffe. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/124529/bk_acx0_124529_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Magical Mayhem: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel: Witches of Gales Haven, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 383min
Marla figured returning to her small hometown would be the start of a simple life — albeit one with magic. She figured wrong. Magic was part of the deal, but the new role assigned to her wasn’t. What does she know about detecting? Nothing at all, a fact made plainly obvious during her first day on the job. What do a foul-mouthed leprechaun and Spanx have in common? Marla is about to find out....Magical Mayhem is a Paranormal Women’s fiction novel. If you love snarky stories with women so empowered they’re a force to be reckoned with, then you’ll love the Witches of Gales Haven series. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kate Marcin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/199745/bk_acx0_199745_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Draekon Desire: Exiled to the Prison Planet: The Complete Collection: A Sci-Fi Dragon Shifter Menage Romance Boxed Set , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 2511min
We are Draekons. Dangerous, fire-breathing dragon shifters. For the safety of the galaxy, we’ve been exiled to a prison planet.Then, a spaceship carrying human women crashes into our lives.The instant we lay eyes on them, we know.They are our mates.Ours to protect.Ours to cherish.Ours. Forever.Draekon Desire: Exiled to the Prison Planet: The Complete Collection features hours of exciting, heart-pounding, panty-melting alien dragon shifter menage romance.Seven snarky heroines. Fourteen smoking-hot Draekons. The adventure of a lifetime. No cheating. No cliff-hangers. HEA guaranteed!Seven complete novels. Two bonus novellas.Includes:Draekon MateDraekon FireDraekon HeartDraekon AbductionDraekon DestinyDaughter of DraekonsDraekon FeverDraekon RogueDraekon Holiday ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Misty Dawn, Natasha Lawless, Ry Forest, Jasper Woodcock. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/220964/bk_acx0_220964_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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It's Time for an Ambush: Maker, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 682min
The world is infested with demons, vampires, and ghosts who clash with wizards on the fringes of society. Faced with these horrors, there's only one thing a small-time wizard can do: absolutely nothing. Doing something could get a man killed. Armed only with a modern view of magic, a snarky bloodthirsty apprentice, and no concept of the phrase "fair fight", Maker is far too weak to try and change the world. But when a new group of warlocks moves into the area with the goal of making his life more interesting, Maker will find sitting on the bench is easier said than done. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Darryle Johnson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/153815/bk_acx0_153815_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A Villain for Christmas , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 540min
Despite growing up in a family of villains, I’d rather curl up and read than commit crimes. When I get coerced by my brother into helping him rob a bank, I run into August, my childhood crush, also known as Chrono, the city’s greatest superhero. He’s sexy, sweet, and suddenly, he’s asking me to Thanksgiving with his parents. It’s probably because he doesn’t realize that I’m Leviathan, a villain with the power of telekinesis. And I can’t tell him because he’d never forgive me and would stop doing things like cooking for me - wait, maybe that would be a good thing, since he’s a terrible cook. It doesn’t help that my parents think they’re the ultimate villains and won’t stop getting in my way, although they can’t even steal toilet paper without getting caught. But when real supervillains (not the wannabe kind that I grew up with) start targeting August, I might be forced to show everyone who I truly am: a slightly warped and snarky man who’d really rather read a book than save anything...besides August.I’ll tear this world apart just to get another glimpse of him in those glasses and spandex suit. I’ll do whatever it takes to keep him safe, even though it means exposing my true identity. Luckily, August still cares about me, proving that even a villain and a hero can fall in love. Hopefully, we’ll be able to save the world in time for Christmas. This ridiculous and snarky holiday novel contains a villain-turned-unlikely hero (even if he’s a manager's worst nightmare), a superhero with a fondness for suckers who absolutely does not use his powers to cheat on board games, a hairless cat with an unfortunate name, bumbling family members that try to be evil, but are mostly just embarrassing, a snow globe with mysterious powers, betrayal, true love, a risqué Santa suit, and the saltiest chicken ever. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Lesley. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/196877/bk_acx0_196877_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Never Say "Moist" at Wyndover College , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 382min
The war of words at Wyndover College begins with a single shot: a taboo placed on the word “moist” to placate a first-year student who finds the word repulsive. But then, things escalate when an anonymous voice of opposition takes on the college’s strongly pro-student president and his latest innovative program to keep students happy. As the initially well-received “Word-Free” program gains traction, it divides the college. The enthusiastic mid-level official charged with implementing this concept finds that it’s increasingly difficult to manage, and his efforts are continuously undercut by the imaginative opposition of the Contrarian - a figure who posts creative, snarky messages in a wide range of settings. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Keith Barbaria. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/178003/bk_acx0_178003_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Fangs For Nothing : The Vampire Detective, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 237min
Looking for something? Lucy Corentine, the Vampire Detective, is here to help! Lucy's always been looking for a quiet life away from vampire society, and doing her PI work. But when a box with a blind cat, and her semi-fiancé turn up all in the same week, she begins to unravel a mystery unlike any other. When someone hires her to find a missing watch, she thinks things have taken a turn for the better...she doesn't know how wrong she is.The Vampire Detective series is a fun paranormal/urban fantasy mystery series with a snarky amateur detective, and a slow burn reverse harem romance.In the Series:Fangs For NothingWhat The FangsFangs For AllTBC ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Susan Greenway. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/190143/bk_acx0_190143_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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