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Whiskey on the Rocks: The Belle Starr Chronicles, Episode 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 54min

She's brave, crazy, dangerous... and your best shot of crossing the galaxy alive. Captain Shaen Morris may be certifiably insane. Her ship the Belle Starr may look like a rusty, lobster-shaped piece of junk. But for the right price, they'll get you off-world, using the interdimensional portal known as "the Passage". When a robot shows up with some unusual cargo, Shaen questions its motivations. When it refuses to power down during transit, she questions whether the fare is worth it. Something lurking in limbo endangers them all, and it takes some fancy flying to get everyone out alive. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Angel Clark. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/040528/bk_acx0_040528_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Serial Uncut , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 244min

Remember the twin golden rules of hitchhiking? #1: Don't go hitchhiking, because the driver who picks you up could be certifiably crazy. #2: Don't pick up hitchhikers, because the traveler you pick up could be certifiably crazy. So what if, on some dark, isolated road, Crazy #1 offered a ride to Crazy #2? When Blake Crouch (DESERT PLACES, ABANDON) and Jack Kilborn (AFRAID, CHERRY BOMB), face-off, the result is SERIAL, a terrifying tale of hitchhiking gone terribly wrong. Like a deeply twisted version of an "After School Special," SERIAL is the single most persuasive public service announcement on the hazards of free car rides. Beyond a thrilling piece of horrifying suspense, SERIAL is also a groundbreaking experiment in literary collaboration. Kilborn wrote the first part. Crouch wrote the second. And they wrote the third together over email in 100-word exchanges, not aware of each other's opening section. All bets were off, and may the best psychopath win. F. Paul Wilson says, "SERIAL reads just like a Crouch or Kilborn novel: Full speed ahead, no flinching, no blinking, no brakes." Along with the reinsertion of additional material cut from the original version, SERIAL UNCUT also has a vastly expanded beginning and ending, including an extended section that originally appeared in the novella TRUCK STOP by J.A. Konrath. If you can handle horrific thrills, proceed at your own risk. But if you suffer from anxiety attacks, nervous disorders, insomnia, nightmares or night terrors, heart palpitations, stomach problems, or are of an overly sensitive nature, you should read something else instead. The authors are in no way responsible for any lost sleep, missed work, failed relationships, or difficulty in coping with life after you have read SERIAL UNCUT. They will not pay for any therapy you may require as a r ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Patrick Lawlor, Angela Dawe. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/002991/bk_brll_002991_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Encore Edition: Author and Anal Sexpert Tristan Taormino, Hörbuch, Digital, 37min, (USK 18)

[Contains explicit content] Susie is off this week but wants you to enjoy a show from 2007. During a trip to New York, Susie talks with award-winning author, columnist, and pornographic-film director Tristan Taormino. Smart Ass Productions, Taormino's adult-film company, produces a sexy reality show and a sex-education series. Susie and Tristan talk about making movies, female squirting, and gay literature. Then, it's our "Try This at Home" mailbag. Susie responds to a listener who asks: "How come I have the hots for the certifiably insane?" Have a question or news story for Susie? You can send your confidential queries and comments to susie@susiebright.com. [Encore Edition, February 5, 2016] Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/160205/pf_suzy_160205_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 305: Author and Anal Sexpert Tristan Taormino, Hörbuch, Digital, 37min, (USK 18)

In another New York City interview, Susie talks with award-winning author, columnist, and pornographic film director Tristan Taormino. Smart Ass Productions, Taormino's adult film company, produces a sexy reality show and a new sex education series. Susie and Tristan talk about making movies, female squirting, and gay literature. Then, in the Try This at Home mailbag, Susie responds to a listener who asks: "how come I have the hots for the certifiably insane?" Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 305, August 17, 2007) Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/070817/pf_suzy_070817_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Horse Girl

Mean Girls meets Black Beauty in Horse Girl by celebrated author Carrie Seim-a funny and tender middle-grade novel about finding your forever herd. Now in paperback! Wills is a seventh grader who's head-over-hoof for horses, and beyond excited when she gets the chance to start training at the prestigious Oakwood Riding Academy. But Amara-the Queen of the #HorseGirls-and her posse aren't going to let the certifiably dork-tagious Wills trot her way into their club so easily. Between learning the reins of horse riding, dealing with her Air Force pilot mom being stationed thousands of miles from home, and keeping it together in front of (gasp!) Horse Boys, Wills learns that becoming a part of the #HorseGirl world isn't easy. But with her rescue horse, Clyde, at her side, it sure will be fun. Complete with comedic, original hoof notes to acquaint the less equestrian among us, Horse Girl delivers everything a young readers wants: mean girls, boy problems, and embarrassingly goofy dad jokes. And it does so on the back of a pony.

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Anarchy Chained: Alpha Thomas , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 483min

Everyone wants revenge. That's what I tell my new would-be partner in crime, Sadie Scott. "You're crazy," she says. "Certifiably insane." Just a little. But isn't everyone a little crazy? "And I'm gonna get the hell away from you as fast as I can." She's so cute when she's defiant. "As soon as I get my memory back and figure out who I am." Yeah. That little problem is definitely working in my favor. "So stay away from me, Thomas Brooks. Or I will...." She'll what? We're perfect for each other and she knows it. But if she needs a little more convincing.... Well, there's a friend of mine she needs to meet. He's very convincing. Yes, Sadie Scott, you're mine now. We were made to be together. Body, mind, and soul. We were made to be together. Just the three of us. Together. Forever. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Teddy Hamilton, Kate Russell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/podm/000569/bk_podm_000569_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Chin: The Life and Crimes of Mafia Boss Vincent Gigante , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 673min

Vincent "Chin" Gigante. He started out as a professional boxer - until he found his true calling as a ruthless contract killer. His doting mother's pet name for the boy evolved into his famous alias, "Chin", a nickname that struck fear throughout organized crime as he routinely ordered the murders of mobsters who violated the Mafia code. Vincent Gigante was hand-picked by Vito Genovese to run the Genovese Family when Vito was sent to prison. Chin raked in more than $100 million for the Genovese Family, all while evading federal investigators. At the height of his power, he controlled an underworld empire of close to 300 made men. And yet Vincent Gigante was, to all outside appearances, certifiably crazy. A serial psychiatric hospital outpatient, he wandered the streets of Greenwich Village in a ratty bathrobe and slippers. He urinated in public, played pinochle in storefronts, and hid a second family from his wife. On 22 occasions, he admitted himself to a mental hospital. It took nearly 30 years of endless psychiatric evaluations by a parade of puzzled doctors for federal authorities to finally bring him down. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Paul Costanzo. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/006664/bk_tant_006664_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Shopping for a CEO's Wife: Shopping for a Billionaire, Book 12 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 523min

Snowbound. Sounds so romantic, with visions of cuddling before a roaring fire, hot chocolate spiked with brandy, and a secret elopement. Wait. What? My fiancé's father won't stop trying to turn our pending wedding into a three-ring media circus so he can get free publicity for his family's Fortune 500 company. My mother has decided she's done with All Things Wedding and asks her teacup Chihuahua for mother-of-the-bride advice. They've all gone certifiably mad. Then the stress from the wedding puts my mother in the hospital, I scream at my future father-in-law in front of a camera crew and the video goes viral, and the romantic wedding that started with Andrew's grand Pride and Prejudice proposal looks less like Jane Austen and more like Dostoyevsky. So what do you do when you're a fixer and you can't fix something? You give up on it. Not on Andrew, silly. The wedding. Shopping for a CEO's Wife is the 12th book in Julia Kent's New York Times best-selling Shopping series. As Shannon and Declan enjoy their newlywed bliss, Andrew's father wants to exploit Amanda and Andrew's nuptials, much to Amanda's chagrin. Can she learn to stand up to her future father-in-law and fight for what's right? But the real question is: will Spritzy the teacup Chihuahua end up being a flower girl? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Amy McFadden. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/094586/bk_acx0_094586_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Gaslit by a Madman: Illuminated Poems , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 73min

Gaslit by a Madman or The Certifiably True Ravings of a Sectioned Philosopher is a droller take on the subjects of mental health, political issues, and Nietzschean, Christian, Jungian, existentialist, and post-modern philosophy. Don’t be afraid to question your world view; don’t be afraid to think you might be a bit "mad". Who isn’t?It is based on the author Max J. Lewy’s own experience as an oh-so-patient patient in the NHS mental health system. Veritably knocked off his horse by two out-of-control, gaslighting shrinks at the tender age of 23, his writings trace his recovery from this life-changing, iatrogenic incident over the next 12 or so years, exploring the "mad" identity that was placed upon him and the truly insane, or certainly very flawed and eyebrow-raising system which so unfortunately often does such things to quite healthy and relatively rational people.This companion volume, released on his 36th (that's six times six) birthday as a little gift (for "The Beast", presumably...but who knows, maybe Lucifer, maybe Jesus, maybe the old bearded madman at the end of the street with a "The Apocalypse Is Nigh" cardboard sign hung to the back of his bike), contains 36 beautifully illuminated poems, in the manner of William Blake, only with modern-day collaged images from around the world wide web. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mr. Max Lewy. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/219267/bk_acx0_219267_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Crystals for Beginners: The Ultimate Beginner’s Guide to Get Started with the Healing Power of Crystals , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 226min

Crystals for Beginners: The Ultimate Beginner’s Guide to Get Started with the Healing Power of CrystalsSometimes we get so caught up in providing comfort and healing to our bodies that we overlook essential techniques and methods that count. Do not get overwhelmed! Crystal for Beginners provides you with essential tutorial on the healing power of crystals, beginning with expositions into the fundamentals of crystals.Without gainsaying, crystals healing works! It’s not just one of those healing exercise packaged within but to a larger extent, a certifiably maximization of incredible endowment of nature. This audiobook provides comprehensive guide on the basic, effortless, and chance free healing abilities of crystals.Crystals for Beginners gives empirical explanations to how crystal healing facilitates inclination inside our very own vibrational energy fieldsThrough easy-to-follow and clear instructions, it helps beginners understand crystals healing in a better light.Crystals for Beginners explains:How to use crystal or crystal stone for that specific reason behind it. This is no fluke! you have to know much about crystals before you begin to use them.How to rinse your crystal and deal with them. This audiobook will help you different between your crystals and help you properly deal with them.555 unique tips for probably the most well-known diseases and issues we face today in our physical bodies.Patrick Baker displayed his expertise within this audio to help you comprehend crystals and crystal healing in its most simplified way.Do not hesitate to get this audiobook now! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Betty Johnston. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/182232/bk_acx0_182232_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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