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Timmie and Teddie Twin Dalmatians
Timmie and Teddie Twin Dalmatians ab 33.49 € als Taschenbuch: Jenny Life Books. Aus dem Bereich: Bücher, English, International, Englische Taschenbücher,- Shop: hugendubel
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Humor Unicorns: Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!, Just Really Big Jerks, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 16min
Timmie Guzzmann the author of Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! is always open to some unique and new experiences as well as some jerky inspirations from his dog El Ninjo. Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky dog has never really dissappointed him. This time Timmie is exploring the world of the jerkiest breeds like one horned horses AKA unicorns, humorous dogs and freaky cats, and he soon discovers that looking at these breeds from a totally different dimension is doing one big things for Timmie. His new perspective of watching the animal life is helping him see these animals in a totally new and akward dimension. To his surprise, Timmie pretty quickly learns that animals are just really big jerks when they are all by themselves and when they are thinking that nobody is watching them. Timmie's reality shift goes from a Ninja fart reality that he has been living for the past couple of months to an even freakier one this time because he is in the process of discovering the real secrets of jerky animals. This leads him to this brand new creation of a phantasie rhyming poetry series that involves jerky animal breeds like unicorns, jerky dogs and even jerkier cats. Timmie gradually comes to the realization that these animals are really just a bunch of big jerks and in his book he enjoys exposing their jerkiness. This series will help kids discover in a very humorous, rhyming and poetic way what the big magical dust and mythical buzz around these unicorns really is all about. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steve Ryan. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/024733/bk_acx0_024733_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Humor Cats: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!: Just Really Big Jerks Series , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 17min
Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the audiobook perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The audiobook includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Merrick Gumble. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/016699/bk_acx0_016699_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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First Sight: A Novel, Hörbuch, Digital, 403min
New York. London. Milan. Paris. Fashion Week in all four cities. A month of endless interviews, parties, and unflagging work and attention to detail at the semiannual ready to wear fashion shows - the famous prêt-à-porter. At the center of the storm and avalanche of work is American Timmie O’Neill, whose renowned line, Timmie O, is the embodiment of casual chic, in fashion and for the home. She has created a business that inspires, fills, and consumes her life. With an unerring instinct for what the next trend will be, an innate genius for business, tireless labor, and sheer fearlessness, starting from nothing, over two decades Timmie has built an international empire that has brought her enormous satisfaction and success. In a world where humility and compassion are all too rare, her humor, kindness, integrity, and creativity are inspirational. Yet as blessed as she feels by her success, Timmie harbors the private wounds of a devastating childhood and past tragedy. She is too smart, too experienced, and too hurt to want much in her personal life beyond a succession of convenient, very limited relationships. Always willing to take risks in business, she never risks her heart. But despite her well-ordered and highly controlled world, it turns out that Timmie O'Neill is not immune to magic when it strikes. And it strikes in Paris during Paris Fashion Week, when an intriguing Frenchman comes into her life when she gets sick. At first, Timmie and Jean-Charles Vernier are only patient and physician. They become confidants and friends, corresponding at a safe distance between Paris and Los Angeles once she goes home. There is every reason why they must remain apart. But neither can deny their growing friendship and the electricity that sparks whenever they meet. First Sight is as complex and compelling as modern life itself: careers, families, histories, losses, duty, obligation, and fear of losing control and getting hurt. It is a tale o Language: English. Narrator: Arthur Morey. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/004940/bk_brll_004940_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!: Just Really Big Jerks Series , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 13min
Limited-time special: Special bonus inside! That's right... For a limited time you can download a free audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase of Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of Jerky Dogs and funny Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! This is a great book if you are looking at a funny rhyming books for children, funny dog poems for kids, hilarious dog stories for kids, or rhyming books for children with humorous dog cartoon illustrations. Dog lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious and humorous dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! explains the jerky and weird behavior and of these egocentric dogs. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious, and whimsical illustrations that reveal doggys at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these fickle, perky, and pesky egomaniacs as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steve Ryan. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/024744/bk_acx0_024744_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Fart-O-Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 48min
It's been a crazy holiday for Timmie Guzzmann because recently so many stable factors of his life have been changing for him. He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation technologies, aliens, or some other extraterrestrial and/or unhuman powers. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts a reality. They won the skateboard competition around the globe because of El Ninjo's Ninja Fart Powers. Timmie remembers a weird dream that he experienced during this competition and somehow his dreams became reality. Who knows maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a non unearthly dog! All Timmie knows is that this must have happened in China or Tokyo where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. Anyways, this is material is reserved for a future fart story because all Timmie Guzzmann can think about right now is the urge to countdown to Christmas day the coolest way he can think of and with his new fart powers. It is not up to him to fully understand what has happened to him, but he knows that he can control his own destiny with farts for now and this is enough reason to get creative. All he cares for right now is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality for him. Timmie is now the farting star and this fact is all he is really interested in. What better time than Christmas is there to finally be able to share his farty fantasies and disastrous Christmas fart moments! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jeannie Lin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/017139/bk_acx0_017139_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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First Sight: A Novel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 783min
Paris, L.A., and the world of ready to wear fashion provide rich backdrops for Danielle Steel’s deeply involving story of a gifted designer whose talent and drive have brought her everything - except the ability to erase her past and trust relationships. New York. London. Milan. Paris. Fashion Week in all four cities. A month of endless interviews, parties, and unflagging work and attention to detail at the semiannual ready to wear fashion shows - the famous prêt-à-porter. At the center of the storm and avalanche of work is American Timmie O’Neill, whose renowned line, Timmie O, is the embodiment of casual chic, in fashion and for the home. She has created a business that inspires, fills, and consumes her life. With an unerring instinct for what the next trend will be, an innate genius for business, tireless labor, and sheer fearlessness, starting from nothing, over two decades Timmie has built an international empire that has brought her enormous satisfaction and success. In a world where humility and compassion are all too rare, her humor, kindness, integrity, and creativity are inspirational. Yet as blessed as she feels by her success, Timmie harbors the private wounds of a devastating childhood and past tragedy. She is too smart, too experienced, and too hurt to want much in her personal life beyond a succession of convenient, very limited relationships. Always willing to take risks in business, she never risks her heart. But despite her well-ordered and highly controlled world, it turns out that Timmie O’Neill is not immune to magic when it strikes. And it strikes in Paris during Paris Fashion Week, when an intriguing Frenchman comes into her life when she gets sick. At first, Timmie and Jean-Charles Vernier are only patient and physician. They become confidants and friends, corresponding at a safe distance between Paris and Los Angeles once she goes home. There is every reason why they must remain apart. But neither can deny their gr ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Arthur Morey. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/004939/bk_brll_004939_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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First Sight
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Paris, L.A., and the world of ready to wear fashion provide rich backdrops for Danielle Steel's deeply involving story of a gifted designer whose talent and drive have brought her everything-except the ability to erase her past and trust relationships. FIRST SIGHT New York. London. Milan. Paris. Fashion Week in all four cities. A month of endless interviews, parties, and unflagging work and attention to detail at the semiannual ready to wear fashion shows-the famous prêt-à-porter. At the center of the storm and avalanche of work is American Timmie O'Neill, whose renowned line, Timmie O, is the embodiment of casual chic, in fashion and for the home. She has created a business that inspires, fills, and consumes her life. With an unerring instinct for what the next trend will be, an innate genius for business, tireless labor, and sheer fearlessness, starting from nothing, over two decades Timmie has built an international empire that has brought her enormous satisfaction and success. In a world where humility and compassion are all too rare, her humor, kindness, integrity, and creativity are inspirational. Yet as blessed as she feels by her success, Timmie harbors the private wounds of a devastating childhood and past tragedy. She is too smart, too experienced, and too hurt to want much in her personal life beyond a succession of convenient, very limited relationships. Always willing to take risks in business, she never risks her heart. But despite her well-ordered and highly controlled world, it turns out that Timmie O'Neill is not immune to magic when it strikes. And it strikes in Paris during Paris Fashion Week, when an intriguing Frenchman comes into her life when she gets sick. At first, Timmie and Jean-Charles Vernier are only patient and physician. They become confidants and friends, corresponding at a safe distance between Paris and Los Angeles once she goes home. There is every reason why they must remain apart. But neither can deny their growing friendship and the electricity that sparks whenever they meet. First Sight is as complex and compelling as modern life itself. Careers, families, histories, losses, duty, obligation, and fear of losing control and getting hurt. It is a tale of daring to take risks, and losing control just enough to have a life, when the opportunity presents itself. When two very different worlds and strong-willed people collide, everything changes in an instant, as they confront the age-old question of whether to lay oneself bare and risk intimacy-or not. Are they brave enough to face what comes next? And will they do it together or apart? Praise for First Sight "A novel about love, in all its heartbreaking and splendid forms."-Kirkus Reviews "Steel is one of the world's most popular authors, and this poignant romance is sure to thrill her many loyal fans and reach many new readers, too."-Booklist "Steel deftly stages heartstring-tugging moments."-Publishers Weekly- Shop: buecher
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Dog Poems for Kids: Rhyming Books for Children: Dog & Unicorn Jerks: 2 in 1 Compilation (Just Really Big Jerks Series) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 20min
You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Dog Jokes, and these funny Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious and humorous unicorn and dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book for Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potentia,l Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" and "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of dogs and unicorns. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn and dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious, and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses and doggies at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these sparkly, rainbow colored, lazy, fickle, perky, and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chelsea Lee Rock. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/027081/bk_acx0_027081_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Cat Humor Book & Unicorns Are Jerks: A Funny Poem Book For Kids: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & Volume 2 (Just Really Big Jerks Series) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 25min
You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Cat Jokes and these funny Cat Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Cat and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious and humorous unicorn and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Audiobook For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! and Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats and unicorns. The poem collection in the audiobook perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn and cat psyche. The audiobook includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses and kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these sparkly, rainbow colored, lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kaitlin Ty Warren. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/017493/bk_acx0_017493_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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